shojo

Well that's a relief!

"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

Mr. Fitzgerald probably didn't have me in mind when he wrote this. Partly because I'm implying that I'm not intelligent and partly because, despite what my middle school book report says, F. Scott Fitzgerald didn't have a a time-machine powered by childrens imagination.