All of the crack mama's litter died
The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Charlita,...
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The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Charlita,...
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lylonijade:
woah. that was sorta deep
Yikes. I forgot I posted that... oh well.
eldarkinslayer:
If you figure out what to do to successfully hit on chicks let me know
[tantrum]I want a girlfriend. A girl that I can hang out with and play with, too. Is that asking for so much? Apparently so.
I don't know how to put on the moves. It's been so long since I played with another girl[/tantrum]
shaneka:
I wish that I could tell you how to put on the moves. But it's been so long for me too as well, being with a girl... Guys are a bit easier it's like, hello boy I have a vagina. And that's it. They go crazy
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lylonijade:
I have never really had to put the moves on a chick they have all been my friends....I have no clue
Both the cats had their kittens last night
11 babies. Are you suuuure you don't want a kitten??? The birth was kind of sad. One of the mamas didn't know hot to take care of herself or the babies- the instinct just didn't kick in so I had to help
Sorry, this story is neither glamorous OR sexy. Anyway, she also apparently doesn't want to...
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n8tvegrl:
Too funny about the computer.
As for the kitties... even nature has it's failings and we are all blessed that kind souls like you will help out when others cannot/will not.
When I was 15 my mother sold all of our belongings and we moved to Taiwan for a few years. Prior to that I had been a very shy (PAINFULLY SHY) girl who couldn't even walk to the counter alone to ask for ketchup at McDonald's.
The whole experience thrust me out into the world and let me see that the narrow, painful blights that I experienced growing up were isolated and the world was much bigger than that. So I learned Mandarin, traveled all over SE Asia, met some incredible souls, and found myself.
I also became a wild teenager and had to be sent home. It was unfortunate for my mother that at 13 when we first got there I was 5'9" and already had a C cup. Finding my "beauty" at that age was also a bit tramatic because I had such the ugly duckling syndrome and took it WAY too far.
Oh boy. Now I have a daughter and the thought of what kind of karma the universe has in store scares the shit out of me!
I wish you guys were closer. I'd love to have dinner and share a bottle of wine or two and get to know you!!!!
Have a lovely night dear!
[Edited on Feb 22, 2005 6:41PM]
As for the kitties... even nature has it's failings and we are all blessed that kind souls like you will help out when others cannot/will not.
When I was 15 my mother sold all of our belongings and we moved to Taiwan for a few years. Prior to that I had been a very shy (PAINFULLY SHY) girl who couldn't even walk to the counter alone to ask for ketchup at McDonald's.
The whole experience thrust me out into the world and let me see that the narrow, painful blights that I experienced growing up were isolated and the world was much bigger than that. So I learned Mandarin, traveled all over SE Asia, met some incredible souls, and found myself.
I also became a wild teenager and had to be sent home. It was unfortunate for my mother that at 13 when we first got there I was 5'9" and already had a C cup. Finding my "beauty" at that age was also a bit tramatic because I had such the ugly duckling syndrome and took it WAY too far.
Oh boy. Now I have a daughter and the thought of what kind of karma the universe has in store scares the shit out of me!
I wish you guys were closer. I'd love to have dinner and share a bottle of wine or two and get to know you!!!!
Have a lovely night dear!
[Edited on Feb 22, 2005 6:41PM]
I bought a new bed! Whoopitie doo! We're getting ready to put it together. Wanna see a picture of the bed? My new bed It's king size. And I bought red sheets. Isn't it just the perfect bed to be tied up on? Errr, I mean... sleep on?
Bye bye, tax refund. It was fun loving you while I had you.
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lylonijade:
the first thing i thought of when i saw that was about getting tied to it.... amazing what sick minds we all have
bbw_witch_78:
Anyone that calls you a "n****r loving bitch" deserves to have his nuts ripped off and shoved down his throat. I'm sorry that happened. People can be such assholes.
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adoreartemis:
lol, and thank you so much for commenting on my set! You, can borrow those shoes anytime you want! I fucking hate them, they are so uncomfortable, but so sexy that I havent been able to get rid of them!
eldarkinslayer:
YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course. 2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT. 7- You should most definately get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) Please dont take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!
I took my dog to get groomed today. Really couldn't afford it (or shouldn't) but she's a husky and her coat gets out of control sometimes. Anyway, they had this Valentine's Day special so they gave her a little red bow (which she promptly removed) and painted her nails red!! So ridiculous, but it's kinda cute
Oh, and here are some of the cards from...
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Stolen from the girl with the most beautiful lips I've seen in a picture... shilovah!
FIRSTS
-First car: The ugliest Chevy Monte Carlo- white with a blue roof and hood. I burned the transmission out till it would only drive backwards. But it had bitchin pleather seats!
-First real kiss: Cody. I tried to do other nasty little things and he said no
I was...
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FIRSTS
-First car: The ugliest Chevy Monte Carlo- white with a blue roof and hood. I burned the transmission out till it would only drive backwards. But it had bitchin pleather seats!
-First real kiss: Cody. I tried to do other nasty little things and he said no
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eldarkinslayer:
Awesome pics in psw thank you
I came to the realization today that I've let my poor self-image do some really bad things in my life. I went to a sex shop to pick up a few last minute Valentine's Day items. Normally I don't like this shop much- it's very white- all the walls are white, the floors and shelves are all white, etc. It's all pretty packaging and your...
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I want something great for Valentine's Day. I want to do something really fun and squishy romantic. It's kind of funny because I'm REALLY not that kind of girl and I've never felt quite like this. Alas, my SO is far from a gift giver, tho he can be quite romantic. He usually writes me a song or something which is very sweet, but this...
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n8tvegrl:
I have a group called "First Nations" if you would like to join. I've seen you around and think you'd fit in well.
n8tvegrl:
Glad you joined!
I added a bunch of jokes. You should share w/your man... there are some really good ones.

I added a bunch of jokes. You should share w/your man... there are some really good ones.
Been gone... to Portland. My first time in the Northwest and that place is just fuggin beautiful. Portland's a pretty cool town, too. I only had a little free time (as in a couple of hours, I went for work) but I went to Multnomah Falls for a bit... so much green, even in the summer. HAve to go back this summer! I'll post mah...
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shinyredstar:
So do I
lylonijade:
Thanks for the comments! I would love to see a set from you!
Ohhh... I really shouldn't go around posting poems in Spanish when I'm drunk
Sorry 'bout that. Here's the translation of the poem below. It's another Pablo Neruda. His poetry read in a low voice in my ear makes me crazy wet.
Body of a woman, white hills, white thighs,
you look like a world, lying in surrender.
My rough peasant's body digs in you
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Body of a woman, white hills, white thighs,
you look like a world, lying in surrender.
My rough peasant's body digs in you
and...
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karalynn:
Thanks for the gams comment of PSW
Nice poem to.
Nice poem to.
shicawgo:
nice pic sister.....hawwwwwwt.

