My Bitchy List of Things That Are Annoying Me Today:
~ The "grown men" that I work with that act like we are friends and then go boo-hoo to management about things they think I am getting away with.
~Stupid, vapid, yuppie cunt women I wait on every fucking day that spend $40 between the 5 of them and sit at my table for 4...
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~ The "grown men" that I work with that act like we are friends and then go boo-hoo to management about things they think I am getting away with.
~Stupid, vapid, yuppie cunt women I wait on every fucking day that spend $40 between the 5 of them and sit at my table for 4...
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RIP George Carlin. Fuck. I watched Carlin at Carnegie when I should have been in bed as a little girl, and been a fan ever since. A brilliant man is gone, and I am sad
To honor his passing, I would just like to say some words.....
Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat,
69 assholes tied in a knot,
HORRAY!!!!!
LIZARD SHIT!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat,
69 assholes tied in a knot,
HORRAY!!!!!
LIZARD SHIT!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
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emiloo2:
Yeah...I was pretty bummed about this also. Really wanted to see him again.
guitargeek:
I don't think your friend has their facts straight. There were no chairs at the Dallas show, but Tom Waits would never order the air conditioning to be turned off (that's just stupid), and as for closing the bar before the show, well, I don't know but that might be the policy of the venue, or it might have been Tom's rule. There were full bars at the Tulsa show, and I think they closed when the show started, but there were still a whole lot of drunken shitbag yokels hooting and screaming out song titles (like they were ordering him to play their favorite songs). I can totally understand why Tom would want the bars closed when he started playing. If people want to get sloshed, they can go to a honky tonk down the street. If the bars were left open, you'd have a lot of people getting up to go get more beer or take a piss, which would have disturbed the people who were trying to enjoy the show (the seating at the Brady Theater is rather snug), plus by the end of the concert you'd have thousands of drunk people spilling out onto the streets all at once. Guaranteed parking lot mayhem and a field day for the cops. As it was, the only complaints I heard at the show were about the high cost of beer and complaints about the drunken idiots yelling at Tom (who handled it with his usual good natured aplomb).
I should be asleep right now, but I don't work til 6:30 tomorrow night, and I am totally caught up in a good book, so I feel justified in staying up late.
Tuesday was my 11 month anniversary with my man, and that is just a huge deal to me. We slept late, went and got some lunch and then stopped in at Petco, where...
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Tuesday was my 11 month anniversary with my man, and that is just a huge deal to me. We slept late, went and got some lunch and then stopped in at Petco, where...
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tex13:
Glad its worked out so well with the man.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo:
You do deserve it. Hug each other tight.
I suppose cuteness is a survival trait, particularly amongst 'pests'; little furry creatures that we would regard as nuisances suddenly become pampered, adored pets and get cared for instead of exterminated.
I suppose cuteness is a survival trait, particularly amongst 'pests'; little furry creatures that we would regard as nuisances suddenly become pampered, adored pets and get cared for instead of exterminated.
I have two things to say about last night
1) Sometimes doing something you really think you want to do does not go so well.
2) Mixing beer, wine, tequila, vodka, and jalapenos is usually not a good idea.
Lastly, I decided I wanted the biggest watermelon in the grocery store last night (this was after #2), and proceeded to drop it on the floor,...
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1) Sometimes doing something you really think you want to do does not go so well.
2) Mixing beer, wine, tequila, vodka, and jalapenos is usually not a good idea.
Lastly, I decided I wanted the biggest watermelon in the grocery store last night (this was after #2), and proceeded to drop it on the floor,...
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tex13:
lol You are such a dork.
I think everyone would try hiding it.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo:
See? The biggest watermelon in the store is not always the best one to go for. I am sure there is a buddhist koan about that.
I trust that you are now fully recovered?
I trust that you are now fully recovered?
Got back from my mom's today, and am happy to report we had a nice time. Had tons of Asian food, steak, wine, beer, and spent time with our doggies. I am pretty sunburned from going to the pool, but jeez did I need some color. We also shopped a lot, mom didn't buy anything, and I only bought Burt's Bees lotion for my sunburn...
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tex13:
Did hearing those songs inspire you do any fancy tricks in your car, I can just picture you flying through the air screaming yeaa-haaa!! Hope your burn turns into a tan, i hoped my latest one whould but alas it did not.
kingskottie:
yeh it sucks... but hey... i got it for FREE! hehe.
I am leaving in a few hours for the hell that is East Texas to visit my mom. Enough said. Please let me blink my eyes and it be Wednesday already. Taking copious amounts of beer with me
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rabidbuttons:
Oh gods...luck be with you...
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo:
Ah beer! Is there any problem you can't solve?
Is it okay that I am a bit misty about Harvey Korman passing away? I grew up on the Carol Burnett show and Blazing Saddles. I loved how he could never keep a completely straight face, it was like he was having a lot of fun with his work
I hope this funny man does indeed rest in peace
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo:
His performance in Blazing Saddles alone is more than most other actors achieve in their entire career.
shaggyvixe:
Yes its ok. If it weren't we'd brand you a commie 
I feel much better now, just so the few of you that read my last post know. I played in dirt today and repotted my new bougainvillea plant into a pretty new pot. Bougainvilleas are very symbolic and wonderful plants to me. I hope it grows all viny and twisty like my last one. I can only hope. I am focusing on simple things right...
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eternalpain75:
I'm sure there is some witty and profound saying about the smimple things in life that i'm totally forgetting right now, but i'm glad you are feeling better regardless
eternalpain75:
I put a extra "m" in simple ^^ go me.
I went out looking today again, I mite have found something, it will all come down to if they want to pay me or not. It's a biker bar with a kitchen, so my long hair and tatts are a plus
I went out looking today again, I mite have found something, it will all come down to if they want to pay me or not. It's a biker bar with a kitchen, so my long hair and tatts are a plus
I have been treading water for a long time now, and my legs have finally gotten tired. I need a break, I need to get away, I need a lot of things. Barely staying afloat takes a lot out of me. I feel like I am imploding
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tex13:
Take it slow for a while, no use getting so tired that you get burned out on life.
nikonphoto80:
what is going on? are you ok? is something bad happening?
I got home tonight and saw that my mom had emailed me video coverage of Jenna Bush's wedding...................Apparently, she is STILL not aware that I am not a fan of the Bush family *sigh*
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nikonphoto80:
Maybe she is doing it as a way to poke fun at you, you know how sometimes friends will do stuff that they know there other friend doesn't' like just as a way to mess with them.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo:
There was some sort of Bush relative (a cousin or something) who rang in to Coast To Coast AM recently and during the course of the call mentioned that she had more than once given Jeb and GW a scolding for the manner in which they conduct themselves politically.
It's one of my favorite books too (the Spungen)- I've gone through so many copies but finally got this one.
I think b/c you and I probably read Go Ask Alice so long ago, it has sentimental value. We believe it then but if you recall it now, it's easy to see how easily fugazed it was. Did you ever read the male version? I never finished it.