shesinparties

I think I may have just made a really bad decision.......I agreed to hang out with a bunch of chicks from work at the pool on Monday. These are not the kind of rare chicks I like to hang out with. They are all really girly and will all sit around at the pool swapping fashion magazines. Since we all work together, there will be much bitching about our restaurant, which is the last fucking thing I want to hear on my day off. Then, they will commit the cardinal sin of chick-ness in my book. Something with a penis will come near and they will all start using THE VOICE. You know the one. The high pitched, easily confused with baby talk, girly voice that strangely appears when there are guys around. Usually accompanied by tilting the head, and tossing the hair. Not to mention giggling. I have always been amazed by this phenomenon, as it is impossible for me to do it. And, it makes me want to puke. Or choke a bitch the fuck out. Here is the lineup of chicks so far:

"A"- the cute one.
"K"- the slut that acts innocent
"M" -the drunk one
"C"- the drunker one
Another "C"- the religious one
"E"- the cokehead
Another "E"- the tease that acts like she is ashamed of her big boobs, which are really pretty.

Then there is me- insert adjective here.

I am going to regret this, but should have some good stories about it to tell