Strap it on!
Are you a Lady who cannot trust her man out the door with his baby maker? Are you just some guy who is afraid he is getting too much of the love action? Perhaps you are a freak, or a Mormon (much the same thing, actually, but that's neither here nor there) and you need to have your Johnson locked away safe and tight.
The answer is the men's chastity belt. Oh, yes, bitches. You can have that troublesome peenee under lock and key and never have to worry about, you know, erectile stuff again. Because you simply cannot trust a rogue dick.
The animated display for the CB 6000 is particularly cool.
http://www.cb-2000.com/cb6000_ani.html
Order today, but DO NOT send me pictures.
Are you a Lady who cannot trust her man out the door with his baby maker? Are you just some guy who is afraid he is getting too much of the love action? Perhaps you are a freak, or a Mormon (much the same thing, actually, but that's neither here nor there) and you need to have your Johnson locked away safe and tight.
The answer is the men's chastity belt. Oh, yes, bitches. You can have that troublesome peenee under lock and key and never have to worry about, you know, erectile stuff again. Because you simply cannot trust a rogue dick.
The animated display for the CB 6000 is particularly cool.
http://www.cb-2000.com/cb6000_ani.html
Order today, but DO NOT send me pictures.
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The disclaimer was the funniest part. I would love to know if anyone has actually tried one on for size.