shema

It is way too fucking hot outside. Especially for this time of year. God I hate this time of year. Fuck...

I've finally reached 1,000 pictures in my personal SuicideGirls collection. It's taken years of painstaking work and a grueling selection process. But now all that hard work has paid off. I'd like to thank all the beautiful SG's for, well...taking pictures. Oh, and big shouts to the Internet for not charging people for saving shit online, lol.

Today I'm going to do something I've never done and swore I would never do until rap crawled out of the cesspool of ridiculousness that it dug itself into. I'm gonna post a current rap video on my personal webpage. I tried to fight it. I tried hard. But the beat was too nice, the lyricism was too good (especially if he's doing this all...
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So..what are you supposed to do on days like this when you don't have good relationships with your parents? I mean don't get me wrong, I love my mother. But she wasn't a good mother, truth be told. I was raised by my grandmother and as far as I'm concerned she was my mother and my father. If today was grandmothers day I'd be a...
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I don't know if it's just me but I think it does women a huge disservice when they're giving the lead in a role or are favored to when a competition (like the Kentucky Derby that I'm watching right now) just because their a woman. I think that to say your going to support someone on the bases of any singular reason as opposed to...
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Dear Googlel Maps: YOU SUCK!!

After 4 hours and $42 in gas (at $4/gallon mind you) I still couldn't find the police station where I was ordered to go to pay this bullshit ticket. I think I drove the entire southwest Atlanta area trying to find this place. I was actually trying to go to jail but couldn't get there. Ain't that a bitch? lol....
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Anybody still up at this ungodly hour? No? I didn't think so...

I recently saw a show (I forget which one it was) where this lady was talking about how some of the issues people have in relationships are caused in part because they're dating someone who's clearly out of their league. Now thats not exactly breaking news, but it did make me take a look in the mirror and ask myself if I was guilty of...
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So it turns out that I'm not wanted in Arizona but in fact wanted in a county just south of me here in good old Georgia. I got zapped by one of those traffic cams last year and now I'm in the hole for $70. This pisses me off for a number of reasons: 1) Seventy fucking dollars??? Even if I wasn't unemployed and broke,...
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So I just found out that I'm wanted in Arizona for failure to appear for a traffic violation back 2010. And I gotta say, thats a hell of a magic trick seeing as how I've never been past New Mexico in my life. And the last time I was there was in 2006. So If you guys don't hear from me anymore...border patrol yanked my...
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