shema

It's hot as fuck outside. I mean really hot. 91 fucking degrees at fucking Noon?!?!!? FUCK. I'm not leaving the house again until October. Fuck it.

Getting ready to go to MOTHERFUCKING SIX FLAGS today. I'm so giddy I can barely type, lol. I'll get to be the big kid that I am all day long and no one will give me any weird looks. I'll be in my natural habitat. It's gonna be like releasing a kangaroo back into the wild. I just hope to Jeebus that it does not...
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I just ordered Planet Earth, Life, and Wild Russia on DVD. Nerdgasm! Then I bought another ticket to Six Flags for my cousin, a book I've been waiting to checkout from the library for a good two months, gave my uncle $100 for gas to go pay another bullshit Georgia traffic ticket, paid a bill for my grandmother and paid on my student loans and...
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I love children. Their the only human beings I understand. Because kids don't want anything from you. At least nothing that you can't give them. All they want is a hand to get stuff from high places, a suspect to apprehend when they play hide-and-go-seek, and a linguist to interpret their baby gibberish (which I'm surprisingly good at I might add). I was just thinking...
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We're all still alive! Yay. Looks like the rantings of an old lunatic were proving wrong by logic yet again. Looks like I'll get to see the rest of the NBA playoffs after all. Fucking fantastic. In other news, I can't wait to go to Six Flags this weekend with my niece for her birthday. But with my luck, the Rapture will happen then when...
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Feeling a lot better today. I kinda had what psychologists might describe as a total fucking breakdown on Wednesday. But I got it off my chest and now I'm back to my cynical, but generally happy-go-lucky self. I bought my niece and cousin tickets to go to Six Flags last night which made me feel a lot less worthless since I've never gotten anything for...
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America is going down the toilet. Fast.

I was suppose to go to my new student orientation at the college today. But after several attempts, frequent website visits, numerous calls, and lots of grief I still have not received confirmation that my G.I. Bill and other financial aid has been approved or has gone through. Classes are supposed to start June 1st. I've been working...
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Life sucks sometimes. That is all.

THE PLAYSTATION NETWORK IS BACK ONLINE!!!!! JOY TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN WORLD!!!!!

I'm so happy I don't know whether to shit a brick or pee my pants, lol. And it couldn't have been on a better day as I was one more argument away from having a complete nervous breakdown. Videogames have been my alternative to drugs and alcohol and without it I've been having serious...
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