shema

And THAT is how "twerking" is suppose to be done. And that isn't just a lesson, for Miley Cyrus. But for all women. If you're not doing it this way, you're doing it wrong. Not trying to call anyone out. But as a black man, it infuriates me, to see improper butt distribution. And I have seen far too much of it, lately. If you don't have the rhythm or the posterior to shake what yo mama gave ya correctly, I suggest you intensify, your workout regime. Or, at the very least, eat more collards. This has been a public service announcement, brought to you, by Shema.

P.S. I have spoken.