shema

I'm facing a dilemma here today. I just discovered something that I can neither explain nor deny has happened (which makes me feel like Pat Robertson at a science convention). And although there are several solutions to this problem, those solutions could present a whole new set of problems in and of itself. It's very weird and honestly kinda freaking me out a bit. I really don't know what to do or where else to turn so I'll lay it out for you guys and maybe you can help me figure out what it is I should do. Okay here goes *takes deep breath*....

How did I manage to friend myself on this site? And what if any consequences will I face if I were to delete myself from myself? Will my account expire? Will the universe collapse in on itself? Will I simply cease to exist on this plane? Will Nickelodeon slime inexplicably pour down on me from the ceiling?

These are the perplexing philosophical and astrological questions I've faced as I pondered the best course of action to resolve this issue. So I look to you, my SG friends, to put forth a viable remedy in my best interest. So please, any suggestions you have would be greatly appreciated...