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Sunday Sep 17, 2006

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bah...

coming back to real life is somewhat of a harrowing little journey.
It's a buzz killer that comes on the heels of wonderful people, shopping, and
an intense love affair of sorts, or coming off
a high off of delicacies you only get to taste every couple years, only to find yourself
the very next day eating fast food or a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
But fuck do i relish those moments!
and i always keep in mind, though those moments may seem fleeting,
it should be our mission to seek them out whenever possible...
even if that only means a couple weeks out of an entire year.

so yeah...
thats what i'm gonna do.

on a brigher note,
i finally got around to seeing "Cafe Flesh"

did i love it?
no..
but i enjoyed it tongue
turns out back in the seventies and early eighties, it was still semi cool to make porno films with a story to tell..
even if that story is somewhat ludicrous
Also... apparently it was not yet hip back in those days to shave your nether regions,
no razor was used to harm these wonderful porn stars!
a brief synopsis of course,
the film takes place five years after a nuclear war, which has resulted in 99% of the population being "sex negative"
any attempts these poor people make for frolicking and fornication, and next thing ya know they are getting violenty ill and vomiting.
Except for one percent of the population that has been spared, and of course are deemed the "Sex positives"..
not only do these lucky folks get to dabble in ways of the hanky panky,
but they are also forced to do it onstage at certain live sex clubs!
In this case... that club is "Cafe Flesh" biggrin
as frustrating for the negatives as this may be, they just keep coming back for more as they are hooked on
the mere memory of these intimate moments they are no longer capable of experiencing.
Especially for regulars "Nick and Lana"...
the hitch is, there are some in the club that are suspicious of Lana's insistence that she is actually a negative to begin with, feeling that perhaps she is hiding her true colors to try and remain true to her man.
Oh lordy.. where do i even begin with some of the choreographed sex scenes in this movie tongue
but picture this if you will..
with some weird techno music in the background (to represent the future i guess!)
a man with a papermache pencil tip over his head wearing a business suit starts going at it with a young woman,
all the while another lady wearing the appropriate bun and eyeglasses sitting naked in front of a typewriter,
keeps asking in a monotone voice amongst the fucking.....


"Would you like me to type a memo?"
"Would you like me to type a memo?"

good stuff here guys!

these kind of scenes are what cult films are made of..

uumm.. i gotta get back to my laundry
see how humdrum my life is?!!
is there a yawn emoticon?

anyway,
just to appease me of my boredom..
here's five questions to answer if you want (pretty please?)

1) Do you like godiva chocolate?
2) if you are not vegan or vegetarian... do you have a favorite fish that you eat?
3) Have you ever watched a film with James Cagney in it? if so.. which one/ones?
4) who was your favorite "Charlies angels"? the series now, not the movie!
5) scrambled eggs or sunnyside up?
6) favorite kind of bread?
7) Your five favorite sitcoms of all times?
8) favorite Keanu Reeves film (don't lie! we all have one or two...)
9) Do you have a crush on one of your internet friends? or more than one?
10) Favorite poet?, or if you don't like poetry, favorite author?

gotta motor,
be back on later to catch up with my bookmarks and stuff

xxoo Michelle kiss
VIEW 25 of 99 COMMENTS
surlymike:
Even though he at first shunned my SG friend request? biggrin
Sep 20, 2006
afterbirth:
NO!!!

EM + PATHETIC = EMPATHETIC!!!
Sep 20, 2006

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