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“…and that’s why I sought out an alchemist. So, is there any way you can help me break the locks?” Neeku asked, trying her best to stay balanced in a wobbly wooden chair as she put down the cup of weak tea that Bip had made. He really was running out of supplies, barely having enough tea leaves to brew a pot and with only...
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fredhincanada:
Things are really cooking now!
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Talking to a young coworker and he asked me the other day, "Hey Shane, you're good at talking to women..."

"Cuz women are people, and I'm good at talking to people, but go on," I said.

"...and there's this girl at my gym that I think might be into me..."

"I'm probably the wrong person to ask about this, since I don't think women are...
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fredhincanada:
So, you didn't tell him to do some reps using only his... y'know?  That usually sparks interest.  😂
sheashannara:
@fredhincanada I don't think he would be happy with a broken penis LOL
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fredhincanada:
The Bipartisan system in the US has encouraged so many of the problems that exist there. And they don’t leave any room for a third, fourth, and fifth party to have a voice. And now it isn’t even “This is what we stand for,” but rather “The other side is total evil.”  It’s damning.
sheashannara:
@fredhincanada absolutely 💯
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Men, if you think or have ever thought that women aren't attracted to you cuz you aren't tall, rich, muscular, with a full head of hair and swinging 9", don't blame women, blame patriarchy and toxic masculinity.

Men have decided that's what the "ideal man" looks like (even though for a lot of these toxic men they've had to resort to gender-affirming treatments like hair...
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fredhincanada:
What I'm hearing here, is that you think I should get hair plugs and also the other type of "extension."  Huh.
sheashannara:
@fredhincanada LOL!
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was talking to a friend at work about a coworker, and they said, "Ooh, sounds like you might have a bit of a crush on her!"

I said, "Oh I definitely have a crush on her."

Them: "Well, why don't you say something?"

Me: "For one, they're interested in someone else who's also into them; and for two, they're not interested in me in that...
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sheashannara:
@fredhincanada you are the only one my friend lol
fredhincanada:
Then I shall hold the line all by myself.