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Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.

Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that son-of-a-bitch upside the head.

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jessikah:
You have the cutest doggy!
jessikah:
You have the cutest doggy!
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So I managed to have another pretty good weekend....

Friday night, went to a really cool bar ( that I can't remember the name of) with corriander and gypsygirl. Nice laid back place with a fucking great DJ.

Saturday night I hung out with Cedar, MisterSatan, unravled, FuckinEricAllen, FEJ, and the a buttload more of the SGOC / SGLA...
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jerawyn:
things sound like they got pretty exciting after i left! But then, maybe i just needed one more drink wink (i just had the one BIG beer, ya know)

Always nice to see you. smile
caroline:
kiss kiss kiss
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mistersatan:
The best part was her friends totally laughing at her behind her back. Also, she was STILL puking when we left.
seantastic:
Thanks for the flaming wench.
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loslope:
Well looky, looky who's on SG today...its me! You slacker! Get on board and talk to J-Daddy! I am officially bored. Later!
loslope:
I'm going to putter with my metal detector. I wish that I had "sock-suspenders" and plain black wing tips. Think of those with bermuda shorts and a wife beater....holy fuck that would be funny to wear outside biggrin
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*Warning: This journal is lame. If you aren't in the mood to read about some jackass that's depressed and feeling sorry for himself, you may want to go elsewhere.


So, I just got back from having dinner with some friends from SG. It was a good time.

Now I'm sitting here at my laptop, so fucking depressed that it's actually hard to breathe.

Why? Because...
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voxless:
You're right, it is just plain silly that we have not yet met, but last night turned out to not be an option. If the beach party is on the 11th I won't make that either. My schedule is just way outta control! I might have to find a way to just meet up with a few of you in good old Tustin...

And chin up. I know memories can sometimes bring us down. I once had what I thought was a perfect life and now I live a life that is vastly different. I try not to compare as they are so different. It's those changes in life that make us stronger and make us who we are. Hopefully you're feeling a bit better today. *hugs*
voxless:
Yay! You smiled wink
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Ugh.
Why can I never sleep in? It doesn't matter how late I'm up, or how much I drink... my dumb ass cannot sleep past 8am. whatever

Oh well, today should be good.. I'l heading down to San Diego with my friend FuckinEricAllen to hang with him while he gets some tattoo work done.

I hope everyone has a good weekend.

Go check out Cricket's...
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surfbetty:
ya man...i feel you on the sleeping in thing..I am always up early..it sux!!!!!!!! tongue


and I KNOW IT'S ONLY FUCKING WATER!!!!! mad


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lena:
weekend is over now... but i'm actually in a good mood anyway 'cause the sun was shining all day and i ate a bunch of cherries tongue
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So, to make up for having jury duty yesterday...

Today will be part two of my-boss-is-better-than-yours.

Last week would be part one, when my boss took the whole office to an all-you-can-eat pizza lunch followed by the new Star Wars (while paying us for our time)

Part two (today) will be me getting paid to cruise over to the ol' Strawberry Festival to eat corn...
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cklarock:
Wow, your boss sounds pretty cool.

My boss one time bought each of us a new car, and stuffed the trunk full of hand-pulled taffy and homemade wild-boar sausages (made from wild boars that he'd killed himself with a bayonet while vacationing in the Ardenne).

Another time, when he heard me mention over the catered breakfast he'd brought in (we used to do Concept Food Thursdays and have guest chefs) that one of my roomates was sick, he postponed a huge new business pitch in order to go over to my house and bring my roomie a herbal mulled-wine infusion that he'd learned how to brew at his great-grandmother's knee.

loe:
thanks babe! i saw a picture of you at prom, did you have fun? things are good here, feeling like myself again. smile
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Be jealous bitches!

I'm on my way to go spend my entire day in Jury duty....
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obd:
woohoo! you're going to earn, like, $1.25.
cklarock:
You LUCKY DOG!!!!!1

Damn!
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So after being in a crappy mood yesterday, I decided to start today off reading some Jack Handy quotes. Why? Because they are incredibly stupid and funny biggrin I mean, how could this not cheer you up? :

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying,...
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aurora_b_alice:
Thanks for the greeting. Jealous you went to prom. tongue Glad you had fun, I like your suit.
arden:
tell me an event that has changed who you are today! do it please!
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Ever get in a really negative place and not know why?

I'm there today. For some reason I'm acting as if someone shit in my cornflakes this morning.

I don't think I'm satisfied with my place in life. I know I shouldn't complain... I live in Southern California, I'm lucky enough to own a home, blah blah blah.. but somedays I think I would trade...
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seantastic:
Yeah beinng the nice guy sucks because you never get to shit in anyone elses corn flakes.
zgrat:
hey i'm one of those nice guys too. i know how you feel whatever