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Friday Dec 10, 2004

Dec 9, 2004
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SCARIEST THING EVER HAPPENED TODAY!!!!

so tonight i fell asleep on my couch. you know your to tired to even think about moving the 3 steps to your bedroom.....
well while i was sleeping the door bell rang but i was to tired to answer my door....
for 3 reason
1) i wasnt wearing pants
2) there is a flight of stairs i have to go down to go to my front door
3) I was FUCKING SLEEPING!!!
I wasnt expecting anyone so i just ignored it

then the doorbell rang again.... still i ignored it because at this point i figured people usually now get the idea no one is home
but NO!
then came the BANGING!!! and you know i probably at this point should answered but there were no lights on so i guess i still figured he would go away
after a bit the ringing and banging stopped..... and I fell right back to a sound sleep

THEN.... anout 30 minuets later i wake up to these weird noises I look up andin the DARK standing in the middle of my apartment Is a MAN holding a plunger..... I scream!!!

I THINK I AM GOING TO DIE!!!

then the guy says to me in barley understand able enlish "your kitchen sink! it is cloged"

I am frightened to death and mutter no it is not, but in my brain i am thinking this is a cereal killer and he says this to all his victims

then he said... " YES IT IS THE SINK IN 594 OGDEN IS CLOGED!"

Holy shit i love in595!!!!
aparently my neighbors sink backed up or something and they had to go to a thing and they told the matinence people who were going to fic it if they were not there when they came to fix it to come on in and do it while they were gone

so when i pretended not to be there... he went and got the key to come in a fix it!

2moro i am having an internal lock installed
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
dr_zoidberg:
The actual piercing didn't hurt that bad, but when she put the jewelry in, it really hurt.

And now, it aches and aches. mad
Dec 10, 2004
ilovhxc:
thats scary shocked
Dec 13, 2004

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