I think I need a Priest....pretty sure my son, who will be 5 this month, is possessed at the moment. Head spinning 360 degrees...floating in the air...speaking some dead languge....I think I need to take a cross up to his room shouting "The power of Christ compells you..." or whatever the fucking line is...
Well...OK - maybe not... but Jesus, having kids sometimes is tough. Ever seen a 4 year old lose it because you wouldn't buy him a Paul Frank hoodie? No? Well, shit, come on down to my place and bear witness.
And if you get bored with that, you can watch my 2 year old take everything he can get his hands on, and somehow turn it into a gun. At least when he shoots you, he does it with a smile on his face.
Other than that...should be a good weekend. First weekend in 5 weeks I have had nothing to do. (well almost nothing, gotta "study" for a test for that part of an interview). Gonna check out some Roller Derby...Do some hanging, chillin...little bit of illin...
Well...OK - maybe not... but Jesus, having kids sometimes is tough. Ever seen a 4 year old lose it because you wouldn't buy him a Paul Frank hoodie? No? Well, shit, come on down to my place and bear witness.
And if you get bored with that, you can watch my 2 year old take everything he can get his hands on, and somehow turn it into a gun. At least when he shoots you, he does it with a smile on his face.
Other than that...should be a good weekend. First weekend in 5 weeks I have had nothing to do. (well almost nothing, gotta "study" for a test for that part of an interview). Gonna check out some Roller Derby...Do some hanging, chillin...little bit of illin...
