I think Valentine's Day is just as much made for the bitter single people as it is for the happy lovely couples.
That's how I feel about my latest ex. Right click for the punchline or visit the whole site. They're all great.
But generally, I am loved. I got so many valentines! Apparently, V-Day is an excuse for all my relatives who never talk to me to send me glittery cards stuffed with cash! Why Thank You Very Much!!! Also, my best friend from high school sent me a home-made one with Strong Bad on it, and my boss gave me a SpiderMan one from a box. So much love!
Personally, I'm celebrating tomorrow. Feb. 15th is the greatest holiday ever!!!! CLEARANCE ROMANCE DAY! 1/2 price candy and roses, and no crowds at the Red Lobster!
But it means I'm dateless tonight. It's too cold to wear my heart-patterened Marc Jacob heels anyway.
Sigh.
That's how I feel about my latest ex. Right click for the punchline or visit the whole site. They're all great.
But generally, I am loved. I got so many valentines! Apparently, V-Day is an excuse for all my relatives who never talk to me to send me glittery cards stuffed with cash! Why Thank You Very Much!!! Also, my best friend from high school sent me a home-made one with Strong Bad on it, and my boss gave me a SpiderMan one from a box. So much love!
Personally, I'm celebrating tomorrow. Feb. 15th is the greatest holiday ever!!!! CLEARANCE ROMANCE DAY! 1/2 price candy and roses, and no crowds at the Red Lobster!
But it means I'm dateless tonight. It's too cold to wear my heart-patterened Marc Jacob heels anyway.
Sigh.
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+ valentine's day is for weiners. Feb 15th IS a much better holiday.