I had a dream that I was killed by zombies. It was the first time they ever won. I'm not saying that I always win, but I've never been killed. Most of the time, when I have a dream about the zombie apocalypse, I'm surviving. Surviving is winning. I'm wondering if there's some meaning to the dream.
I was outside with a group of people....
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I was outside with a group of people....
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urblueygrl:
we are definetly yours, ur stuck with us.
redvillain:
surviving in a zombie apocalypse means living to be killed later...but that's just my logic, I don't know much about zombies
Obama was in town. I tried to go see the sites at the town hall meeting. I had Ozzy with me. He was getting pretty fussy, so we got comfortable under a tree. I started to get the bottle ready and realized that I had no nipples. I had to get all the way back to the car, which was quite a walk, in the...
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rhanarose:
ha-ha! You should always bring your nipples........
(A few minutes ago)
Scene: Bedroom. Wife sleeping with baby sleeping on her chest.
Enter SexyBeast
SexyBeast: Pss... Urblueygrl. Hey.
Urblueygrl turns head and looks at SexyBeast.
SexyBeast: At about 6AM NASA's going to crash a couple of spaceships into the moon. Moon dust is going to float to earth and start the Zombie Apocalypse.
Urblueygrl closes eyes and turns head back.
Exit SexyBeast
Scene: Bedroom. Wife sleeping with baby sleeping on her chest.
Enter SexyBeast
SexyBeast: Pss... Urblueygrl. Hey.
Urblueygrl turns head and looks at SexyBeast.
SexyBeast: At about 6AM NASA's going to crash a couple of spaceships into the moon. Moon dust is going to float to earth and start the Zombie Apocalypse.
Urblueygrl closes eyes and turns head back.
Exit SexyBeast
baudot:
Thank'ee, sir.
Highlight of my night: Great day for Ozzy. He spent most of it happy, smiling and laughing. Tonight, he started fussing and spitting up. The wife passed him over to me, so she could get some sleep. He was being real fussy. I put him in the swing and told him he was stinky. He's looks me in the eye, I stick my tongue out...
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gangstaswan:
Sure you don't.
gangstaswan:
Sure you don't.
If I knew then what I know now... If I hadn't done that... Things would be easier if... If I had done this, things would be different... "If" "Than" "Could of" "Would of" "Should of", but then this, that or the other...
One of the few nights that I wandered into this dirty, little bar on the service road, by the I-10, a familar looking,...
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One of the few nights that I wandered into this dirty, little bar on the service road, by the I-10, a familar looking,...
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toothpickmoe:
I've had a few of those instances as well. It's sort of weird when the past rears its sad, ugly face. I prefer the comfy, good times face.
Honestly, I don't know as much as I'd like to about the new health reform plan, but I know more than most of the people I talk to. This Humana thing has me looking into it a little more. I'd like to know other people's opinions and thoughts about the Humana letter.
Pretty recently Humana starting sending out a letter to customers enrolled in their...
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Pretty recently Humana starting sending out a letter to customers enrolled in their...
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breezey:
Taken from the September issue of Rolling Stone,
"Forty-five percent of people eligible for Medicare believe, 'the government should stay out of Medicare'".
This makes me very worried.
"Forty-five percent of people eligible for Medicare believe, 'the government should stay out of Medicare'".
This makes me very worried.
I've been feeling kind of sick for a short time, maybe a few days, I'm not sure. Other than feeling sick after I eat or drink something and having an upset stomach, everything has started tasting funny... Actually, everything has started tasting bad. With dinner tonight, I had four different things on my plate, all of it had a slight taste of whatever it was...
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toothpickmoe:
Swine flu!
Day 10 of a Stay at Home Dad
Ozzy's eight weeks old today. He's the best thing in the world. I think I tried to watch a movie one of the other days while we were home alone, it didn't work out. Today, I might be able to finish a movie, if I get off the computer and back to the movie. I'm watching Die...
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Ozzy's eight weeks old today. He's the best thing in the world. I think I tried to watch a movie one of the other days while we were home alone, it didn't work out. Today, I might be able to finish a movie, if I get off the computer and back to the movie. I'm watching Die...
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toothpickmoe:
But of course.
breezey:
Seems like you have a happy healthy baby, you're doing a good job! ♥
He peed on me a couple of days ago and pooped on me today. I never thought I could love something so much that pees and poops on me, but I do. It's the best thing that ever happened to me... not the being peed and pooped on, but becoming a father... it still sounds a little odd.
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toothpickmoe:
All part of the experience, right?
It's true, life has been hard since you left.
It's true, life has been hard since you left.
First day home alone with my baby. Things are going well, he was a little fussy, but now he's napping. Of course, he wasn't happy untill he spit up on daddy.
In other news, today was the controversial speech from the president to the students of America. I called my kids school to see if they would be watching it today. They said that it's...
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In other news, today was the controversial speech from the president to the students of America. I called my kids school to see if they would be watching it today. They said that it's...
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gangstaswan:
The school district here isn't showing it either. Parents will have a chance to opt their students out. The excuses were: "It's the first day of school it will take too much time away from students settling in." "Our bandwith cannot support showing it to all students." "Because it has an educational message we have to make sure it matches our curriculum."
If I had kids in this school district, I'd pull them out of school for the whole day and turn watching the speech into an event. He's our president! Why not let the students hear him. Don't foist your politics onto your kids. It never ends well, for either party.
If I had kids in this school district, I'd pull them out of school for the whole day and turn watching the speech into an event. He's our president! Why not let the students hear him. Don't foist your politics onto your kids. It never ends well, for either party.
gangstaswan:
It's funny because now the district here is blaming technical problems (not enough bandwith). Talk about back peddling.
Thanks for the cartoon.
Thanks for the cartoon.