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sexybeast

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Sunday Jun 07, 2009

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My fourteen year old went to bed and I was digging through old stuff and found the Universal Declaration of Human Rights that I printed out a long time ago. I decided that it would be funny if I went in there and acted like I was going to read him all six pages of it. Well, he started throwing things at me and it got entertaining and fun, so I decided to keep reading. Half way through, I had him pinned against the wall, while I was reading him his human rights. By the end of it, I was sitting on him and we had managed to break the door more than it was and we were locked in the room. We found the whole thing pretty funny. The wife was on the otherside fo the door pissed off that we broke the door and we were playing rough... I just figured the kid needed to know his basic human rights, even if I had to restrain him and force him to listen. biggrin

The past few days, I've been sick and miserable, only getting worse. Hopefully it gets better fast, like it did for the wife and kid.

That's all I have right now.
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baudot:
Other people never photograph me, which is likely for the best, since I have the magical ability to appear stoned in every picture taken despite having never partaken of a joint yet. I am likewise reluctant to photograph myself.
Jun 8, 2009
girlb0t:
Hey Dan,

smile

we will be down there July 13-17th. Basically Mon-Fri.

We arrive the 13th around 9:00am.

Ryan has the same cell number.

Mines 626-224-0173.

July 15th is my birthday! yay.

So we both definitely want to see you guys. Just let us know
when you're available. biggrin Miss you guys (Alex too!)
Jun 21, 2009

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