I fell out of a truck the other night. I was in the back with a bunch of people and they all decided to jump out and not tell me. So I'm tryin to jump out and the driver hits the gas cos he didn't see me and I go flyin out onto the pavement. Then I had to limp home by myself. It could have been a lot worse though. The guy driving could have like backed over me or something. Jesus Christ. Does this stuff only happen to me? Why am I such a dumbass? 
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trashypulp:
I blame the ground in this case. Why does ashphalt have to be so hard?
longpastbedtime:
Something like that happened to me about 5 years back, so at least you're not the only dumbass around. 
It was a car, actually, and I was sitting on the trunk when the driver decided to take off. I guess she didn't know I was on the car. I decided to jump off, rather than be thrown. I hit the ground running, but they were going too fast and I couldn't slow down enough so I took a spill. All I had was a cute little patch of road rash on my arm. Were you hurt very badly?
It was a car, actually, and I was sitting on the trunk when the driver decided to take off. I guess she didn't know I was on the car. I decided to jump off, rather than be thrown. I hit the ground running, but they were going too fast and I couldn't slow down enough so I took a spill. All I had was a cute little patch of road rash on my arm. Were you hurt very badly?