serendipity

I have a serious problem with Wednesdays.
We've got issues.
I wanna punch Wednesday in the throat and Wednesday just wants to fuck with my emotions.
Any suggestions?

Ladies and Gentlemen, please fasten your seatbelts and bring your seatbacks and tray tables to their upright and locked position. We have arrived at our destination.

I am fully and completely single.

Edited to protect the integrity of my journal...er something....

I would say that I'm going to go on a fling-fest, fucking everything in sight, but London and Erica totally ruined sex for me....
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I am sooo that annoying kid who's like, "ooh, ooh, can I come?" "do you wanna hang out?" "I want to go too."
sheesh.
I am just so sick of being alone.
LOVE ME!!!!

PS. I'm emo

Holy penis!
I was so consumed I completely forgot that the Raiders and the Eagles are playing tonight!
All is well.
The Dipstarr is happy

saddest monkey in the world....

what do lobster babies look like?

Come to Dantes tonight if you're in PDX.
I will be dancing along with the lovely Cailin, Serene and others.
London's mistressing.
I'm broke and essentially homeless. Help a sister out.

Can anyone find me a free mp3 of "Walk Away" by Ben Harper?
I need to hear it.
I'm a sad little monkey.

I just watched fireworks out on the mighty Mississippi.
I swear, this huge flock of geese, not just a family, but a whole clan, came out to watch the show. True story.
I love tequila. That's a true story too.

I'm probably moving back to the midwest soon.
I miss it so.
I'll be singing a completely different song this winter, but for now I...
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Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.