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so I finally broke down and interviewed at Microsoft...

i don't think i will take the job though...

i am seeing more and more beautiful women everywhere i look these days...

must mean that i am horny all of the time, who would have thought...


ok, time to drink my insides dry.
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this site just isn't the same anymore...



gets worse and worse each day.

whatever
selfcontaining:
I just farted
selfcontaining:
oh wow...


I think I might have some serious gas...
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closing out my tab

squarin' up with the bar keep
selfcontaining:
um... yeah.

so, like the stuff is all messed up.

deal with it.
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Traveling all of the time.

In mind, spirit and body.
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What the fuck do you think christina agulera is doing right now??
Taking a shit?
changing her rag?
I can't beleive my dick ain't in her ass!
What the fuck do you think christina agulera is doing right now??
twentythree:
Sadly, she is probably being serviced by flying clit-licker machines on a bed of cash.
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Road trip! This Sunday!
A long drive from Seattle to New York.
Driving there and flying back on the 19th.
Just the two of us. She will stay and I will return to Seattle.
Still trying to decide how I feel about her staying.

Fucking doctors. After seeing 8 of them I finally received an answer. I am now officially diagnosed with the rare Perifolliculitis...
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cherry_deadly:
enjoy the road trip sugar kiss