The Portland gift exchange changed the way a lot of us thought about erotic storytelling and the giant lesbian asses that surround it. MisterSatan's narration of Big Butts Monthly told the ham-scented tale of a passionate same-sex relationship between two beast monsters that both aroused our loins and could, between panties banditing, knock a jetliner out of the sky with a giant unstoppable pork hand....
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josh:
Happy New Years!
lid0x:
Did you order a Colt 45 at the bar? If not, shame on you. Billy Dee Williams would be quite disappointed if that were the case.
The cockblasting motherfucking future is here. Yesterday I got a porn email with the subject, "Insane g!rls blowing elephants." Inside it were only the words, "Crazy men enforce to e-jaculate horses" And I said what you're probably thinking, "FINALLY!"
A friend of mine got one just before that that said, "Our hypersexsual chicks won't let you feel boring!" It didn't prophecize the coming of a...
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A friend of mine got one just before that that said, "Our hypersexsual chicks won't let you feel boring!" It didn't prophecize the coming of a...
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demigauge:
I HAVE YOUR JELLY BEANS!!!!MUWAHAHAHA
gil:
hey freak, whats this i hear about you being in my neck o'the woods for new years???
After careful inspection of my neck, arms, and hands, there are a total of 11 places where Genesis' teeth broke through my skin. I don't know what the symptoms of rabies are, but I spent this morning spouting foam out of my mouth and being restrained by local police. And what they say is true-- they're the real heroes.
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agentaeon:
FUCKSHIT!
FUCK SHIT!
COCK BLAST STUPID SHIT HOLE!!
FUCK SHIT!
COCK BLAST STUPID SHIT HOLE!!
seanbaby:
Ha ha ha ha... I love when the word blast comes after cock. In fact, I wrote a movie with my friend JL called Cockblaster. It's about a guy named Cockblaster.
Today's work:
Video game reviews of Barbie Secret Agent, WWE Road to Wrestlemania X8, Revenge of the Smurfs, and Army Men Turf Wars. I hyperbolized about ass-eating acid and necrophilia in my own private war against the Electronic Gaming Monthly censors, and I'm sure by the time it gets to print, their editors will hack it down to say, "Revenge of the Smurfs is a...
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Video game reviews of Barbie Secret Agent, WWE Road to Wrestlemania X8, Revenge of the Smurfs, and Army Men Turf Wars. I hyperbolized about ass-eating acid and necrophilia in my own private war against the Electronic Gaming Monthly censors, and I'm sure by the time it gets to print, their editors will hack it down to say, "Revenge of the Smurfs is a...
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ragingwhore42:
i'm gonna get you sucka! nice phone call by the way-i had way too much fun in the hot tub.
your n-word
werd
your n-word
werd
ragingwhore42:
tonight is apparently simpsons night at stewd's house-come if you can-so i can beat you up!!!
The PDX Suicide Girls party got a little interrupted by Fruitastic Dracula, his "hetero-life-partner" Ass Fucker of the Night, and that lesbian girl who was excited to tell us about how high she was on cough syrup. I am a professional drinker, so even after six pitchers of Pabst I remember most of the night, meaning that I'm fully aware that it was mostly me...
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jayden:
yes. 
ragingwhore42:
i'm sure you've probably seen this-but here ya go just in case:
http://www.highlyillogical.org/mrtgoesforadrive/
http://www.highlyillogical.org/mrtgoesforadrive/
I've now been writing for about 24 hours straight, give or take the few hours where I went to see Tony Hawk at the Rose Garden. He totally jumped the grand canyon on a dirtbike I think.
In the last day, I've reviewed the Turkish remake of the Wizard of Oz, three video games about either Barbie or Mary Kate and Ashley, a book about...
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In the last day, I've reviewed the Turkish remake of the Wizard of Oz, three video games about either Barbie or Mary Kate and Ashley, a book about...
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mistersatan:
Sir, I just wanted to let you know- YOU KICK MUCH ASS.
mike11:
you met Mr. T ? If you did you are a man among men .
An editor for one of the magazines I'm writing for just sent me a video game from Japan that simulates playing Rock Paper Scissors with cute dancing girls. If you win, they take off their clothes. The cool thing is that they don't modify their dancing once they're naked. They just bounce happily. The girls aren't really that attractive, but for the last two days...
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dia:
Anyways, it's okay, I forgot to tell you I'm really a man.
Wonder Woman was one of my first crushes.... every day at 5 pm, I'd watch that show, I remember the growing feeling of overpowering excitement as the time grew near, nothing like a squirmy little girl waiting for her Wonder Woman fix. This was around the same time I fell in love with Joan Jett. Guess I always thought those strong women who could kick my ass were damned hot.
Or strong men. Hey? *ducks*
Wonder Woman was one of my first crushes.... every day at 5 pm, I'd watch that show, I remember the growing feeling of overpowering excitement as the time grew near, nothing like a squirmy little girl waiting for her Wonder Woman fix. This was around the same time I fell in love with Joan Jett. Guess I always thought those strong women who could kick my ass were damned hot.
Or strong men. Hey? *ducks*
hatefulerin:
dearest seanbaby:
you should write a new journal enty so i have something different to comment on.
one of these days i'll go to portland again and not be a ninja and meet you.
you should write a new journal enty so i have something different to comment on.
one of these days i'll go to portland again and not be a ninja and meet you.