Portland has too many lucid let-me-entertain-you hobos. While I was down in San Francisco I got to see a lot of the superior incoherent-ranting-preacher hobos. They teach us a lot more about Jesus' magical powers and the government tracking devices he uses to impregnate our assholes while we sleep.
Speaking of society's downtrodden, my editor at The Wave took me out to a sushi place where the waiter introduced us to our lobster, made a bunch of different dishes out of his tail, and brought it back so we could eat him while the front half of him was still alive. He also gave me a crash course in reading lobster body language, so I was able to distinguish between the varying degrees of happy and upset he was going through while I was eating the totally delicious him.
I had a level 10 rad time eating and dancing with Dave_H, Lil_Tuffy, Butterfly, Sadie, ninjarobot, and papawheelie while I was down there too. But the best part of the trip was hanging out with commie, and I'm not just saying that because her profile lists her favorite book as being me.
Speaking of society's downtrodden, my editor at The Wave took me out to a sushi place where the waiter introduced us to our lobster, made a bunch of different dishes out of his tail, and brought it back so we could eat him while the front half of him was still alive. He also gave me a crash course in reading lobster body language, so I was able to distinguish between the varying degrees of happy and upset he was going through while I was eating the totally delicious him.
I had a level 10 rad time eating and dancing with Dave_H, Lil_Tuffy, Butterfly, Sadie, ninjarobot, and papawheelie while I was down there too. But the best part of the trip was hanging out with commie, and I'm not just saying that because her profile lists her favorite book as being me.
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