God, there are some obnoxious-ass kids going to my school next year. I'm trying to be nice to them by answering their questions, but JESUS, some of them... they keep msging me and whinging about what hot indie fucks they are. Guys like these, I want to sexually proposition, just so that I can get them into the position of being naked with an erection. And then I would kick them in the nuts. And LAUGH. Hard.
Actually, I want to do that to a lot of people. Maybe I'll start. Around... NOW. *kick*
"How positively delightful! It's as if somebody STABBED Mr. Bubbles!"
... in BED...
Favorite Family Guy moments. When Stewie sings Rocket Man. EVERY reaction shot of Brian coked up in The Thin White Line.
I have to redye my hair black again. Because my manager is exquisitely paranoid. And it's already goddamn black. Meh. That's what I say.
Oh! My AWESOME WONDERHOMIE Alice emailed me about this page...
"formula i just made up for winning the jealousy/admiration/masturbation of one's audience:
(photogenic abilities) x (smarts) x ('tudinality) = success
that clocks you in at roughly a million bazillion. way to be hotter than the rest of the universe."
I love my homies more than I love Jesus Christ. And considering how skillfully he gives blowjobs, that's QUITE a feat.
And to clarify... I don't *really* think Cube 2 is good. Just in case anyone was worried about me.
I also just wanted to mention something I'd completely forgotten about... this may I was tripping on shrooms and surrounded by loud fireworks and big glowing lightsticks when I got pelted with a bunch of dead white squid.
That was disturbing. The end.
Actually, I want to do that to a lot of people. Maybe I'll start. Around... NOW. *kick*
"How positively delightful! It's as if somebody STABBED Mr. Bubbles!"
... in BED...
Favorite Family Guy moments. When Stewie sings Rocket Man. EVERY reaction shot of Brian coked up in The Thin White Line.
I have to redye my hair black again. Because my manager is exquisitely paranoid. And it's already goddamn black. Meh. That's what I say.
Oh! My AWESOME WONDERHOMIE Alice emailed me about this page...
"formula i just made up for winning the jealousy/admiration/masturbation of one's audience:
(photogenic abilities) x (smarts) x ('tudinality) = success
that clocks you in at roughly a million bazillion. way to be hotter than the rest of the universe."
I love my homies more than I love Jesus Christ. And considering how skillfully he gives blowjobs, that's QUITE a feat.
And to clarify... I don't *really* think Cube 2 is good. Just in case anyone was worried about me.
I also just wanted to mention something I'd completely forgotten about... this may I was tripping on shrooms and surrounded by loud fireworks and big glowing lightsticks when I got pelted with a bunch of dead white squid.
That was disturbing. The end.
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thanks for saying that. sometimes people don't believe i'm as really as old as i am because i don't act grown up or some imagined way grown ups should act or view things. so it's so nice being on here.
glad to meet you
xxx