scoutslayer

it's my last week in iraq and what do i get to do? fucking roving guard all week from the glorious hours of 10:00 pm to 6:00 pm. basically me and this other guy drive around in a polaris for eight hours making sure no one is drinking doing drugs having sex and shit like that. like i really fucking care what other people are doing. hell, even if i was lucky enough to catch some people going at it all i would do is probaly just ask to watch. assuming the girl looked good that is. now, here is what people really do on roving guard. duty starts, drive around for a couple minutes and then go hide some where to watch a movie on a portable dvd player or laptop. after that, go to main site for midnight chow. then another movie. when the second movie is done start some laundry if we have any. once that is started go the mwr center to talk on the phone or use the computer for an hour or so. if enough time remains watch a third movie, if not actually drive around and do our job (not likely). the first night we actually did drive around alot and abuse the shit out that polaris. lets just say that at one point we were pushing it back onto it's wheels after it kinda tipped over onto its side ( i wasn't driving, but was glad i had my seatbelt on). oh well, i've done worse duties.

edit: i'm idiot and forgot to reread it for spelling