While listening to NPR yesterday, I herd this, and it made me laugh my ass off. It was a much needed laugh.





Workin' at the Internet Cafe: Laptop Dilemma
Lore Sjberg Email 05.14.08

I love internet cafes. Given that my job requires hours of sitting and typing, sitting and drawing, or sitting and procrastinating, a change of scenery is welcome, allowing me to be around...
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Thank god half of this horrible weekend is over. Please someone shoot me so i don't have to live through the rest, but maybe i have been through the worst of it yet. Thank god my best friend called me today and we spoke for something like 45 mins. It was great to talk to someone, just what i needed. But then i had to...
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I really want to go out tonight and get drunk. But i am not, i am going to sit my lame ass here instead.

Hey everybody! Randy Travis released a new album today! I actually thought he was dead.

I am so amazed. I was hit on by THREE guys tonight! (Granted, one was married, but he still hit on me) I find that kinda weird, to be hit on, bc i was still in my work clothes... minus the tie. I had a big cocktail stain on my belly as well as a demi stain on my left boob, yet guys still managed...
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I need to stop reading crap on the internet! Damn MSN, I don't need you to remind me i am a failure!

So I got into my car today and looked over at my window and realized there was writing on my window in the dust accumulated on my car. (Yes, it is once again time to wash my car, but i did JUST clean it) The message read:
" u r cute" Now the really interesting thing to me about this msg, is it was written...
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i am so happy it is thursday


I am so lucky.

Today needs to move more quickly. I was pissy for a bit this morning at work bc i have managers that frustrate the hell out of me. Thank god they didn't pick me to train the new guy (who hates Pittsburgh). Yeah, last night I was watching the game and he noticed that i was pulling for the Penguins and today he informs me that...
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