holy shit!
i just got an "important delivery" letter (with the "important delivery" looking much like the fed ex logo)
its stamped "official notice"
*follows instructions on how to open secret sealed envelope*
*rip*
yup, its real, i just won $1,000,000.00!!!!!!!!!
and all i have to do is call it in.
looks like ill be seeing you jackasses from the other side of the tracks,...
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i just got an "important delivery" letter (with the "important delivery" looking much like the fed ex logo)
its stamped "official notice"
*follows instructions on how to open secret sealed envelope*
*rip*
yup, its real, i just won $1,000,000.00!!!!!!!!!
and all i have to do is call it in.
looks like ill be seeing you jackasses from the other side of the tracks,...
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i drove past the sulfur spill from the over turned tanker
i didt acquire any magical powers.
but my pee pee is the most fantastic colors right now.
oooooo
ahhhhhh
i didt acquire any magical powers.
but my pee pee is the most fantastic colors right now.
oooooo
ahhhhhh
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melladoree:
fantastical huh? Yeah it is great when you cannot affor food and have to resort to be fantastical to get by...
And thank you!
And thank you!
thecowboy:
quit with the acid, buddy.
some animation domination, newcastle, and the bonus DVD to the movie DIG + some solitude.
= a fine sunday eve.
do i really need to go to work? an hour or so sitting in traffic is such a horrible way to start a week, and i hear reports of a sulfur spill on the 710? maybe if i drive into it i can end up...
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= a fine sunday eve.
do i really need to go to work? an hour or so sitting in traffic is such a horrible way to start a week, and i hear reports of a sulfur spill on the 710? maybe if i drive into it i can end up...
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runk:
10-4. Even the communion wine was non-alcoholic. I shotgunned 4 brewskies as soon as I got home.
judas:
skittles, huh? i could go for a skittle or two right now. instead, i think i'll just go back to sleep for a little while.
i'm in california. you're in california. far away, so close.
i'm in california. you're in california. far away, so close.
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sunnysunny:
so was i
pixie_punch:
thanks for the b-day wishes, dork
some girl on myspace.com wants to set me up with her mom.
i feel like jumping off my balcony
i feel like jumping off my balcony
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melladoree:
AW... POOR SCOOTS!
melladoree:
nothing to get,
so.... how 'bout them dogers?
so.... how 'bout them dogers?
my squatter is gone!
free at last free at last thank god almighty im free at last.
i missed my couch.
free at last free at last thank god almighty im free at last.
i missed my couch.
popsicles, or ice cream cones?
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theseadog:
Are you sure that's not just a myth? Because I went swimming once right after lunch, and it was only almost fatal.
theseadog:
I don't want to offend you, so I won't mention that yes, your mom's a lying bastard. Phew, thank god I didn't say that. That would just be awkward...
darkjuan:
you forgot about the movie deal... 
melladoree:
I can... had one today!
So I think you should.... go on a drinking binge for a cause....
So I think you should.... go on a drinking binge for a cause....
i closed my eyes, she kissed me and the earth moved...
oh wait, nevermind i was daydreaming and we just had an EARTHQUAKE
my first one, how cool.
oh wait, nevermind i was daydreaming and we just had an EARTHQUAKE
my first one, how cool.
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melladoree:
I'll kiss you if you want 
melladoree:
always...
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judas:
ah... jumping on the nixon watch loving bandwagon.
darkjuan:
you guys had another one!!??
i still love you