scoots

holy shit!

i just got an "important delivery" letter (with the "important delivery" looking much like the fed ex logo)

its stamped "official notice"

*follows instructions on how to open secret sealed envelope*

*rip*

yup, its real, i just won $1,000,000.00!!!!!!!!!

and all i have to do is call it in.

looks like ill be seeing you jackasses from the other side of the tracks, im moving to richville.