dear marketing people
stop stuffing my mailbox with flyers, coupons and sale ads every fucking day so when i open it everything falls out and i cant catch it because my hands are already full
stop hanging a little baggie on my door knob with ads for sales at your grocery store every fucking week.
stop leaving the same god damn add from a different grocery store at my doorstep every fucking week.
stop putting a fucking flyer under my windshield wiper every fucking week.
listen! and listen good! i dont shop at your store! i dont use coupons! im a single guy, i go grocery shopping like ONCE every two months. i dont care what lube or tire specials you are having on a weekly basis, i have ONE car and it gets serviced maybe once a year.
i dont use proactive, i dont want the bose wave music system, i dont shop at alberstsons. i dont have carpet that needs cleaning. just leave me alone!
its great you are trying to find missing children, but you know what? by putting a card in my mail of a different kid from ALL over the country every fucking day, you have made me react with rage everytime one of these things falls to my feet when i open my mail. i dont look at them anymore!
i look forward to nice mail. mail is a simple thing i am supposed to look forward to. like postcards, a cd fromjudas, a check from my mom and a note to get a coffee on her, and holiday and birthday cards.
so fuck you shopwise fuck you penny saver and a big fuck you to every grocery store!
thank you and have a nice day.
ps, i typed this sitting in my underwear with said flyers around my feet because my trash IS FULL of........guess!?!
stop stuffing my mailbox with flyers, coupons and sale ads every fucking day so when i open it everything falls out and i cant catch it because my hands are already full
stop hanging a little baggie on my door knob with ads for sales at your grocery store every fucking week.
stop leaving the same god damn add from a different grocery store at my doorstep every fucking week.
stop putting a fucking flyer under my windshield wiper every fucking week.
listen! and listen good! i dont shop at your store! i dont use coupons! im a single guy, i go grocery shopping like ONCE every two months. i dont care what lube or tire specials you are having on a weekly basis, i have ONE car and it gets serviced maybe once a year.
i dont use proactive, i dont want the bose wave music system, i dont shop at alberstsons. i dont have carpet that needs cleaning. just leave me alone!
its great you are trying to find missing children, but you know what? by putting a card in my mail of a different kid from ALL over the country every fucking day, you have made me react with rage everytime one of these things falls to my feet when i open my mail. i dont look at them anymore!
i look forward to nice mail. mail is a simple thing i am supposed to look forward to. like postcards, a cd fromjudas, a check from my mom and a note to get a coffee on her, and holiday and birthday cards.
so fuck you shopwise fuck you penny saver and a big fuck you to every grocery store!
thank you and have a nice day.
ps, i typed this sitting in my underwear with said flyers around my feet because my trash IS FULL of........guess!?!
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I had drinks with bean and Shal! Then Shal made us breakfast, it was yummy!
Well if you go to vegas I am super jealous! I have not been in a while and it is always fun, but it seems everytime I go, it is with people I do not really know, so it is great that it always works out so good! Cant not have fun in vegas!