"all staff report to the break room immediately, all staff report to the break room immediately"
turns out there was a bomb threat "somewhere" on our campus. they couldnt tell us to leave because there was no info of where it was but if we wanted to leave we could.
which leeds scoots to only one suggestion.
TO THE BAR!
the best happy hour turnout,...
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turns out there was a bomb threat "somewhere" on our campus. they couldnt tell us to leave because there was no info of where it was but if we wanted to leave we could.
which leeds scoots to only one suggestion.
TO THE BAR!
the best happy hour turnout,...
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im going to start uploading some questionable music on my itunes at work.
we have a shared network so anyone can listen to my playlist. ive been focusing on uploading my coolest of cool, ive been getting rave reviews. now comes the closet scoots
madonna
milli vanilli
john denver
sarah mclachlan
i think the coolness of the rest of my list will get me a...
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we have a shared network so anyone can listen to my playlist. ive been focusing on uploading my coolest of cool, ive been getting rave reviews. now comes the closet scoots
madonna
milli vanilli
john denver
sarah mclachlan
i think the coolness of the rest of my list will get me a...
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melladoree:
yes almost, scoots works too much though!
thecowboy:
if you need a slap in the face...ill fly out tomorrow. youre not missing too much out in mpls by the way. hot muggy weather and an 18 year old on the river yesterday who was so fuckin hot i had to go home and releive myself. 
there was an "apartment for rent" sign in my door when i got home last night.
here we go again.
seems like just a year ago i had a month to find a place to live and pack up my life in a truck.
here we go again.
seems like just a year ago i had a month to find a place to live and pack up my life in a truck.
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runk:
I told you that running a home meth lab was a bad idea.
melladoree:
It is about time you started looking! What area do you think you might like? You can be my neighbor and then we can BBQ and walk to the Powerhouse everynight and get sloopy!
a reality show contest to see who could be the new front man for INXS???
if ever there was a show to redirect my hate for reality tv and that was made for ME this is it!
i am mini micheal hutchence
i need you tooooniiiiiiigt!
if ever there was a show to redirect my hate for reality tv and that was made for ME this is it!
i am mini micheal hutchence
i need you tooooniiiiiiigt!
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aaardvark:
Don't get me started, I may want to touch it.
melladoree:
Pooh looked at his two paws. He knew that one of them was the right, and he knew that when you had decided which one of them was the right, then the other was the left, but he never could remember how to begin.
sometimes i wonder if all my life consists of is
M-F
traffic
work
happyhour
sleep
S-S
breakfast
coffee
carwash
laundry
CD shopping
movie
not that i mind, i still make it all interesting.
M-F
traffic
work
happyhour
sleep
S-S
breakfast
coffee
carwash
laundry
CD shopping
movie
not that i mind, i still make it all interesting.
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hotcurry:
Of course, silly. 
aaardvark:
It would have been more interesting if you were at the party. Then maybe it wouldn't have been such a vagina fest, not that I mind at all. But still, why'd you have to move your pansy ass out there? You know how upset that makes me? Very.
my name is scoots and i dont like driving behind tanker trunks on the freeway.
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melladoree:
yes I think you are a pussy boy!
melladoree:
you are right, will you ever forgive me?
my name is scoots, and i dont like driving over tall bridges.
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moongirl:
um...i don't like heights...or spiders...or really perky people
aaardvark:
My name is Penny, and I hate crossing big streets. And I am going to do things, many things...fun things.
after working all weekend, and seeing the long beach fireworks show was cancelled, i thought it would be another 4th without the sonic boom of sparklers.
but driving south down the 405 around 9pm stereo turned up extra high, i was not only treated to one, but a steady multitude of firework displays on each side of the freeway, city after city, lawndale thank you,...
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but driving south down the 405 around 9pm stereo turned up extra high, i was not only treated to one, but a steady multitude of firework displays on each side of the freeway, city after city, lawndale thank you,...
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melladoree:
I heard lots but missed them all... oh well...
an early breakfast on the patio at cafe ambrosia out on the sun drenched patio.
gyro and feta omlette, english muffin, side salad and a whole lot of bizarre GAYNESS.
granted i live just outside "the gay ghetto" but i wasnt prepared for this
at first i was the only one there, until a gaggle of 12 or so took up a large table. the...
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gyro and feta omlette, english muffin, side salad and a whole lot of bizarre GAYNESS.
granted i live just outside "the gay ghetto" but i wasnt prepared for this
at first i was the only one there, until a gaggle of 12 or so took up a large table. the...
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holy shit!
i just got an "important delivery" letter (with the "important delivery" looking much like the fed ex logo)
its stamped "official notice"
*follows instructions on how to open secret sealed envelope*
*rip*
yup, its real, i just won $1,000,000.00!!!!!!!!!
and all i have to do is call it in.
looks like ill be seeing you jackasses from the other side of the tracks,...
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i just got an "important delivery" letter (with the "important delivery" looking much like the fed ex logo)
its stamped "official notice"
*follows instructions on how to open secret sealed envelope*
*rip*
yup, its real, i just won $1,000,000.00!!!!!!!!!
and all i have to do is call it in.
looks like ill be seeing you jackasses from the other side of the tracks,...
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sunnysunny:
i still love you
i still love you
sunnysunny:
happy canada day
i drove past the sulfur spill from the over turned tanker
i didt acquire any magical powers.
but my pee pee is the most fantastic colors right now.
oooooo
ahhhhhh
i didt acquire any magical powers.
but my pee pee is the most fantastic colors right now.
oooooo
ahhhhhh
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melladoree:
fantastical huh? Yeah it is great when you cannot affor food and have to resort to be fantastical to get by...
And thank you!
And thank you!
thecowboy:
quit with the acid, buddy.
some animation domination, newcastle, and the bonus DVD to the movie DIG + some solitude.
= a fine sunday eve.
do i really need to go to work? an hour or so sitting in traffic is such a horrible way to start a week, and i hear reports of a sulfur spill on the 710? maybe if i drive into it i can end up...
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= a fine sunday eve.
do i really need to go to work? an hour or so sitting in traffic is such a horrible way to start a week, and i hear reports of a sulfur spill on the 710? maybe if i drive into it i can end up...
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runk:
10-4. Even the communion wine was non-alcoholic. I shotgunned 4 brewskies as soon as I got home.
judas:
skittles, huh? i could go for a skittle or two right now. instead, i think i'll just go back to sleep for a little while.
i'm in california. you're in california. far away, so close.
i'm in california. you're in california. far away, so close.
Campus?