Thursday Jan 03, 2013

0
if you're making love to music, use a live album cos you get a round of applause every 3 minutes. biggrin

Friday Dec 21, 2012

0
'Twas the night before Christmas when Santa got ready He'd drink his first shot to make his hands steady He'd load up his sleigh with toys and good cheer, not forgetting his ice chest with a 12 pack of beer He was a jolly old elf and worked with a grin, but remembered the brats then gulped his slo-gin In a drunken stupor...
Read More

Sunday Dec 09, 2012

0
A man has gone to A&E (ER) after a bizarre sex game went wrong leaving him with 6 toy horses stuck up his arse. Doctors have described his condition as stable!!!eeek
yowlinyeti:

stable. heh heh. tongue

Monday Dec 03, 2012

0
If I ever got the chance to name a Road, I'd call it 'Skin Road' Just so I could laugh at the people at number 4. lmaotongue

Saturday Nov 24, 2012

0
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints at him and...
Read More
arethusa:

Looooool

Thursday Nov 22, 2012

0
I said to wife ,bet you can't piss me off and make me happy at the same time,my wife said Your dick is bigger then your brothers eeek
cendres:

lool

aerie:

hahaha

Thursday Nov 15, 2012

0
..Is offline...playing with himself..wait..wait..stop..no..I MEANT to say..BY himself..playing BY himself!!ooo aaa
caia:

wink

Wednesday Nov 14, 2012

0
A friend would visit you in jail. A good friend would bail you out. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "Same time next weekend?"
tongue
henika:

biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

Tuesday Oct 23, 2012

0
Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves. smile
ambz:

Hahaha I fuckin love this! So true tho wink

Sunday Sep 30, 2012

0
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see me without an erection, make me a sandwich. tongue