I wish someone would invent a genetically engineered cat whose dumps had no aroma.
I wish I would remember how shitty I feel after I eat fried food, so I wouldn't do it again. Fish & chips is just not worth hours of suffering. No food is worth hours of suffering.
I wish my new leopard print cardigan wasn't so G.D. itchy.
Oh well. It's Friday afternoon, the weather is gorgeous, and all the wacky gay guys in my complex already cracked my shit up numerous times this afternoon, and I'm meeting my fabulous friends for happy hour. I have no business complaining.
T minus 2.6 days.
I wish I would remember how shitty I feel after I eat fried food, so I wouldn't do it again. Fish & chips is just not worth hours of suffering. No food is worth hours of suffering.
I wish my new leopard print cardigan wasn't so G.D. itchy.
Oh well. It's Friday afternoon, the weather is gorgeous, and all the wacky gay guys in my complex already cracked my shit up numerous times this afternoon, and I'm meeting my fabulous friends for happy hour. I have no business complaining.
T minus 2.6 days.
ck:
yeeeeeeahh fried food 