So I totally bit it whilst attempting to walk in long jeans and VERY tall platform shoes. The jeans were brand new and I split the knee when I fell and bruised and scraped the hell out of my leg. If this wasn't bad enough, said incident occurred in the parking lot of one of the crappiest titty bars in town, 10 pm Saturday night, in front of a whole crowd of fuckwits.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it might have been worth it had the club been a good one.