Well, it's about five days until I'm going to be off the site. Still sorry I have to go.
I'll leave you with my great fear: the Darwinist Inferiority of Conservatives. It's this:
That conservative men:
a) can't keep their mouth shut
b) aren't that attractive to most females when talking, thus have a distinct sexual disadvantage, and thus
c) will be bred out of existence in two or three generations.
The only consolation I have is that many liberal women approve of conservation of endangered species, and thus might sleep with me and help me procreate that my breed might not pass from the world. I'm about to go to a liberal-as-heck law school, so that thought gives me hope.
(And anyone who thinks the above wasn't tongue in cheek--seriously mate, if it were any more firmly in cheek I'd have a cheek-piercing.)
I'll leave you with my great fear: the Darwinist Inferiority of Conservatives. It's this:
That conservative men:
a) can't keep their mouth shut
b) aren't that attractive to most females when talking, thus have a distinct sexual disadvantage, and thus
c) will be bred out of existence in two or three generations.
The only consolation I have is that many liberal women approve of conservation of endangered species, and thus might sleep with me and help me procreate that my breed might not pass from the world. I'm about to go to a liberal-as-heck law school, so that thought gives me hope.
(And anyone who thinks the above wasn't tongue in cheek--seriously mate, if it were any more firmly in cheek I'd have a cheek-piercing.)
1. That'd be great if you didn't keep your mouth shut. You are very intelligent... and I'm also hoping this means you have an oral fixation.
2. Oh god you are attractive
3. With the rate you are going, there will be a lot of breeding, *giggles* they will be around solely because of you.