saturn1

ok i thought march, no flu yet , im homefree... WRONG. i feel like ass. i hate theraflu its like sugared piss. do they think you want to feel even WORSE?

i never turn on my tv except when i am sick. i been watching celebrity fat farm or whatever that shit is. biz markie and his mouth breathing makes me laugh. it reminds me of when i lived in chicago and a friend had a show out in milwaukee with him and de la soul i think ... it was a fun night. when we were leaving to go to the car we ran into a fight. we all stopped and watched because , what else do you do when people act stupid, but watch. so i'm watching, watching & i notice that i hear something behind me. noises that only come from MOUTH BREATHERS. i turn around and biz was standing behind me with a raccoon hat on with a fancy tail and a matching coat, mouth hanging open watching the fight. it was maybe one of the funniest things i have seen ever, at least in the top 5.

i want wings that have a really large span and have lots of feathers so that when people say something stupid i can start fluttering around violently, and hopefully scare them.

dear parents,
if your child is coughing and crying and feeling ill it is NOT the time to take them shopping for handbags and shoes and pens. and it makes me get the flu. fuckers.

thank you and please wish sleep upon me because my constant pleading and begging with the powers that be have proven fruitless.