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Some highlights from the Oscars show last night:

Jack Black & Will Ferrel singing the "You're Boring" Acceptance speech song.

Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson's argument on their choice of wardrobe.

Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara stopping to have a passionate kiss in the middle of their song.

Me spilling a martini on a book I borrowed from a friend (ack).

and LOTR winning EVERY...
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Is it just me, or does it seem that the more people that join Netflix, the more scratched-up the discs get? Infidels.

I'm trying to watch Rashomon, but I must be really tired because it's putting me to sleep. Of course, Toshiro Mifune's over-the-topic acting is good for a wake-inducing chuckle.

Think I might take a little nap before the Oscars start. Who knows...
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So I've decided that I shall keep this name just a bit longer. It's become synonymous with who I am, and everyone knows me by it. And if I'm being snarky on the boards, people can just dismiss it as sarcasm. No harm, no foul. Ah, the power of a name...

Feel free to use any of the names I mentioned, though. I don't hold...
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We just got some new wireless headsets at work. New toys! I spent most of the day yesterday running through the halls screaming "SHOW ME THE MONEY!"

I have a few ideas for a new name. Let me know what you think:

ReleaseTheKraken
Skurk37
KilgoreTrout
Onceuponatimeinmypants
Psychophant
LeYipe
bigbowlofwrong
MrHand
NiceMarmet (could also be AmphibiousRodent)
whosyourfavoritenewkid
savemejeebus
TonyClifton

These are just a few off the...
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Woo! I just received my settlement credit from the CD Antitrust Litigation lawsuit. It's only $13, but it's $13 I can flaunt in the faces of the record companies for charging such insanely high prices for cd's.

Here's an interesting question: If you were Jack Black, who would be your Kyle Gass? For me, it would have to be my buddy Franz at work. He's...
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My bangs are getting in my eyes...

Thanks to all the folks who welcomed me back. I've been gone for less than 3 months, but it's felt like much longer. No, I swear I'm not an addict...

It has been a pretty blissful weekend since Super Stompy The Noisemaker upstairs was out of town. He just came home, the stomping has once again commenced, and...
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Extreme close-up brought to you in part by the Sergio Leone School of Photography.

Boy, you folks have been busy since I've been gone. Much to catch up on....

First things first: It being a new year and all, I'm looking to retire the Sarcazmo name. Any suggestions on what my new name should be?

I have a great idea for a short film, but...
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I no longer have any use for this site.

Potential Stalkers, feel free to use the contact button to keep track of my movements.

But hurry, this is a limited time offer...

RIP Sarcazmo

I want to thank everyone for a great weekend:

Thanks to Jane & Co for kidnapping me.

Thanks to Alexis for outstriking me in video bowling. The game was rigged, I tell ya!

Thanks to Quiescence for being a kickass dude and a sexy chick all in one.

Thanks to bloodandtits for applying the bald cap to my costume.

Thanks to Norritt for applying my...
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