So last night I went to Newport on the Levee (a mall/pavilion-type place) to see Pirates of the Caribbean (great flick, by the way
), and they had a live band playing in the mall area right next to the movie ticket counter. Umm, acoustics anyone? Who's bright idea was it to have a bunch of old geezers playing shitty music in a mall, right next to the ticket counter, forcing movie patrons to SHOUT out what movie they want to see over the noise?
What's up with that wall of glass between you and the people behind the counter, anyway? Are they afraid we might leap over the counter and pummel them to death if the movie we want to see is sold out?
I think the funniest part of the evening is when I screamed at the band in a faux-southern accent "Play some Skynyrd, man!" and they segued into "Sweet Home Alabama." Rock!
Homer: *lifting shirt* "Awww, everyone here has a six-pack, and I'm stuck with a keg."
Gay Man: "Oh God, cover up!"
Sarc's kickass download of the day: "Pepper" - Butthole Surfers
), and they had a live band playing in the mall area right next to the movie ticket counter. Umm, acoustics anyone? Who's bright idea was it to have a bunch of old geezers playing shitty music in a mall, right next to the ticket counter, forcing movie patrons to SHOUT out what movie they want to see over the noise?
What's up with that wall of glass between you and the people behind the counter, anyway? Are they afraid we might leap over the counter and pummel them to death if the movie we want to see is sold out?
I think the funniest part of the evening is when I screamed at the band in a faux-southern accent "Play some Skynyrd, man!" and they segued into "Sweet Home Alabama." Rock!
Homer: *lifting shirt* "Awww, everyone here has a six-pack, and I'm stuck with a keg."
Gay Man: "Oh God, cover up!"
Sarc's kickass download of the day: "Pepper" - Butthole Surfers
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monet:
I loved Pirates of the Carribean! Old guys playing at a ticket counter? That is so incredibly bizaar I don't even know what to say. 
scylla:
Awww, that's cute that your ironic request was actually honored.