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"Give me the freaking keys, you fairy godfather!"

- Edited for TV version of The Usual Suspects

Today I saw a black guy drawing a swastika on a fogged up storefront window as I was walking to work. Boy, does this guy need to be schooled.... I felt like asking him how the Aryan Nation was, but I figured if he didn't know the significance of a swastika, it was highly unlikely he would even know the meaning of the word Aryan......
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I just watched Bowling for Columbine. Umm, wow... What a powerful film. It's very rare that a single film will make me laugh one minute, cry the next, and yell vehemently at the screen. This film made me do all three more than once. Even if you don't agree with Michael Moore's views, you have to respect him for bringing to light the controversies we...
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RIP Wesley Willis

Ok, so today my friend is saying it wasn't Scarface but The Godfather that has the 182 f-bombs. And imdb.com reports that Scarface contains 206 uses of the word "fuck."

So the moral of the story is never trust what your friends tell you because half of the time they won't know what the fuck they're talking about anyway.

I raided the...
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I got my Woochie stage makeup yesterday. \m/
Halloween can't get here quick enough.

In the meantime, I can listen to my Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack to get into character.

A friend at work today told me that the band Blink 182 is named after the 182 f-bombs uttered by Al Pacino in the movie Scarface. You learn something new every day...

Incidentally, does anyone...
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Sarc's contribution to poetry day, in haiku form:

Overslept for work
The boss will throw a shitfit
Is it pay day yet?

"And now Bob Dole will read from the Necronomicon.."

Ok, so the last entry was a little morbid. Here's something more upbeat:

Have you hugged your cat today?

Here's a sobering thought: We will all die. Carry on...

I'm going to see Anthrax on Monday. Muhahahaha!

I can't decide whether to bless or curse used CD shops. I always find some great shit, but conversely end up spending way too much money there.

Once again, congrats on Monet and Alisa turning pink. Two of the states I call home finally respresented on SG.

My favorite holiday, Halloween, is fast approaching. I've got 3...
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Hooray for internet worms!

Welcome to reinstall #112.

I discovered I had the MSBlaster worm on my comp yesterday when I saw a mysterious little dialog box pop up on my screen that said "I could remove your aintivirus software, but it is not to be." Then when I tried to go online, I got a huge red X on my screen that warned me...
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So last night I went to Newport on the Levee (a mall/pavilion-type place) to see Pirates of the Caribbean (great flick, by the way ), and they had a live band playing in the mall area right next to the movie ticket counter. Umm, acoustics anyone? Who's bright idea was it to have a bunch of old geezers playing shitty music in a mall, right...
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SG seems to be slow this week. Come back here, lifers!

I find it somewhat disturbing that Saddam Hussein has his own listing on imdb.com.

I watched Irreversible today. Wow. It's not pretty.You can read my review on it in the Film Club.

Lisa: "Yvan Eht Nioj?" What's that mean?
Homer: It doesn't mean anything. It's a nonsense phrase like "Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong" or "give peace a...
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