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One of the best things about life is that you can change your outlook on it at any given moment.

I had a rough night last night. I apologize to anyone who found me a little more obnoxious than usual.

I'm feeling a lot better today.

Mikey got with Sharon, Sharon got Sheriee
She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist
They were all in love dyin' they were doin' it in Texas
Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain then he lost his leg in Dallas he was dancin' with the train
They were all...
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I think I've finally given up on television. Reality show, this reality show that. I can't turn on the TV anymore without seeing some douchebags making fools of themselves and hamming it up for the camera. And we as a society request this kind of nonsensical televised blasphemy.

"Next up on Fox: Ugly Gay Jewish Black Men Date The Daughters Of Cranky Old Retired Klansmen."...
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- Five glasses of Johnny Walker Black Label Blended Scotch
- Three bottles of some Sangria drink whose name eludes me at the moment.
- One shot of buttery nipple.

$35 and one humongous hangover later, I can still remember (mostly) every detail of the previous evening.

Not bad for a budding alcoholic, eh?

I think the best compliment I received last night was "Man,...
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i'm so freaking drunk right now, all I have to say is:

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Ugghhh.... I've been fighting a head cold for the past two days. I don't really have much of anything interesting to say since I'm currently suffering from both delerium and dementia. Then again, if I let myself go, I could probably say some pretty fucked-up things in this condition.

I'm planning on attending the Lovely Crash/wussy/art deal thingy at The Comet tomorrow night, but that...
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"You took a trip
And climbed a tree
At Robert Sledge's party
And there you stayed
Till morning came
You were not the same after that..."


Yesterday was an interesting day. Work had an offsite party to commend us on our performance this past quarter. One of the perks they offered us was to go see a movie for free. So I went to see...
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Disney Dissidents Say Eisner Must Go

Yes! Finally! After years of denouncing Michael Eisner as the Debil, the world is finally catching up. It's about time he got his come-uppance. The Evil Empire is crumbling; it's time for a revolution. By next month his severed head will be stuck on an animation stand. And the world will rejoice.

So I'm going to see The Passion...
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Arrrrrghhh.... I wrote an incredibly long entry, waxing poetic about how beautiful the weather is today, and my freaking dialup crashed before I could submit it... Fucksticks.... Well, maybe it's better that I did lose it, for it was incredibly lame, but let's see if I can recreate the gist of it:

Like I said, it was a beautiful day weather-wise, and I spent my...
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