i love awkward moments at the gym. listen people, i am there picking up and putting down heavy things and sweating, i am not there to make friends, k? srsly. 
today's cnn.com top headline - "miley cyrus spotted 'full-on making out"
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northron:
I could Google it, but I have no idea who Miley Syrus is, and I like it that way.
sodao:
This morning's headline on the BBC: 'Why do cows attack?'
my bi-dar concerning women is broken. i always hit on the straight ones. or, worse (college town) i hit on the i'm-only-bi-until-he-notices-me girl. pshhh. i'd give up only i have this love of vagina, see? in fact, my fantasy is so gay i can't even share it with you all. 
taegan:
No problema! 
why do they even make relish in a squeeze bottle? nothing comes the fuck out! and, why doesn't my husband want me to wear that halloween mask on the back of my head when we do it doggy style? i think it would be fun. i guess my point is this; some people have too much imagination and others not enough. ta!
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northron:
May just take you up on that. the trick is to avoid nyc like the plague. bad drivers don't bring out the best in me.
saraberri:
nah you gotta drive around them
it's kinda hot in ny. sooo, why has my tan faded? oh i remember, it's because i'm a working mom with childcare only 3 mornings a week. riiiight. anybody want to babysit?
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northron:
I'm barely more than a child myself.
Lack of gym actually getting to me. So much for isometrics, I'm pining for dumbbells and my flat bench.
I think this office chair is going to storage, and the bench will do double duty.
Lack of gym actually getting to me. So much for isometrics, I'm pining for dumbbells and my flat bench.
I think this office chair is going to storage, and the bench will do double duty.
notsocoo:
I'l baby sit...how will you pay me??
guy stopped me on the street today, asked me for $.50. at that moment, i was on the phone trying to be the audio assist personal gps for the guy i was supposed to meet, and my 3 year old took full advantage of my distraction to tear ass down the street, so scratchy McCrackhead earned himself the $5 i was holding in my hand...
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sodao:
'and he didn't even have to blow anybody'. made my day, i swear to god.
sodao:
oh, and anytime you're in the UK.
tomorrow can't possibly be monday again already. 
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oxy:
i know. Its like someone keeps hiding the weekend away.
padre:
I have an extended weekend actually. I'm off till Friday, but believe me I could use the money
fridaaaay. which, for me is actually thursday, but my intention to consume large amounts of vodka stays the same. happy weekend, everyone!!!!
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bmemoore23:
well your my first friend u should feel special
bmemoore23:
im doing good. where you from
it makes me happy that i'm not that nice anymore. i know it's a basic human trait to be likeable, but fuck that - older and wiser. i've wasted too much of my life smiling at people. i'm calling people on their shit from now on. working with the public has taught me how to sift through the bullshit a bit quicker.
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pp420:
thank ya, thank ya! : )
rubyroulette:
Yeah,fuck being nice lol!!!! I work at Whole Foods Market...people are so fucking rude !!!!!! Theyll cuss someone out if the salad bar is out of fucking croutons..........
i haven't had dinner before 10 PM any night this week.
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nekho:
thank you very much lovely lady!! I love your hello kitty back piece. Adorable and hot!!
hellstorm:
gotta love how our state runs things sometimes, huh?
yeah....not a Patterson fan, could you tell?
yeah....not a Patterson fan, could you tell?