ok, my friend just brought over the twilight movie for me to see, which i had avoided thus far. when did vampires become so sex -less? seeing as though the whole creature myth was a victorian era allegory for the sex act.....eh. yes, i know the movie/book series are intended for the teen audience. maybe i'm just too old. yep. so this is where my head is now - i'm at the point i just cannot find anything sexy about someone under, say, 23. and it needs to be a mature 23. younger than that and it just gets no spark from me. nada. fuck smooth perfection, i need some scars, some laugh lines. evidence of life lived. 
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You take the vampires out of that book and there's nothing there to support the lameness!