saraberri

fridaaaay. which, for me is actually thursday, but my intention to consume large amounts of vodka stays the same. happy weekend, everyone!!!!

it makes me happy that i'm not that nice anymore. i know it's a basic human trait to be likeable, but fuck that - older and wiser. i've wasted too much of my life smiling at people. i'm calling people on their shit from now on. working with the public has taught me how to sift through the bullshit a bit quicker.

i haven't had dinner before 10 PM any night this week.

saw a guy today standing in the middle of the street holding a refrigerator door, with a full on, kid-n-play haircut. made my whole fuckin day! then my day kind of took a nosedive when my 3 yr old ate a piece of abc gum from under the table at the pizza shop.

it's hot as balls here today. i'm not complaining since it's a change from the rain. after 7 and it's perfect now...gonna go out and enjoy it! hope everybody had a good weekend.

cleaning out our attic today.....judging from the amount of boxes, halloween has usurped x-mas as biggest party in this house. the little guy is in halloween bliss, singing 'i am the pumpkin king' and wearing a skeleton mask. speaking of tim burton, I CANNOT POSSIBLY WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR TO SEE ALICE IN WONDERLAND.

lying in bed watching tv, i realize the hedgeclippers are my favorite part of the autopsy procedure. and i wish sg worked better on my blackberry .

last night my neighbor told me of an open air cafe in st. john, situated at the apex of a bay, poised to catch the ocean breezes. she said it was a place you could spend the rest of your life. then, she told me of a woman whom she watched emerge from a boat and walk through the water, across the bay, to this...
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i haven't been to the gym since friday. this is unheard of. i have no childcare this week. i'm not feeling too bad about it, i'm super busy........and tomorrow's another day. ok, whining over with!

soooo busy today. i swear i ended the day more behind than i started. if that's even possible. thinkin bout making some mojitos this week.....if i could only find some sugarcane. what i really need is some macallan 25 though. or grand marnier grand cuvee cinquantiennairre OMG mmmmmmmm

minor but lingering hangover. this kettle corn is helping though. is it unhealthy that i plan my gym workout days around hangovers?

oookaaay - straight up county fair today. ah, the filth, the smells, the fried food.....does it get any better? sadly this year i didn't get in any fights with people cutting in line for the rides. maybe next year. only at the county fair do you see the full spectrum of human shapes, all stuffed into shorts, no less. i had to physically resist taking...
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