Monday Sep 07, 2009

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well, how was everyone's labor day weekend?
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chipdanger:
Boring frown.
franie:
Mine was fairly uneventful. I saw an boring Grman movie, and that was it. How was yours?

Thursday Aug 27, 2009

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well, to everyone that guess 'C', you are correct. the shiny clean floor was floating his boat.
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northron:
Floors get me all hot n bothered, so totally makes sense. Ha, okay, lies, all lies.
helenafae:
You really raise lots of butterflies?
See I've been debating whether maybe it was the wrong thing to keep him, but when I found him he was on top of a bin and would've been eaten by a bird so easily. And I read on the internet that you do give them a better chance taking them away from birds and other insects?
I still feel bad though, I so wanted him to survive.

Wednesday Aug 26, 2009

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let's play a game, shall we?
it was a pretty good day, folks. making some great new friends on here, my cleaning ladies came today (oooo i wanna marry their sweet little mexican asses) and, i made it to the gym again! so, i come home, and i'm posing in the kitchen, revelling in my newfound obliques when my hubby comes in, absentmindedly fondles my...
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saraberri:
you got it, SodaO
friscillating:
With questions like this it's always the weirdo one.

Like this:

"Will there ever be a pneumonia hiding a lung cancer?"

- Yes
- No
- Maybe

The answers to these questions are fun because they're so obvious, even if you have no idea what the question is asking.

Your question was better.

Man ... way to bring the energy down in here, Barium ...

Tuesday Aug 25, 2009

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Brian, can I see that paper for a sec? [Brian hands him the paper] Huh, that's odd. I thought that would be big news.
You thought what would be big news?
Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.
What are you talking about?
Oh, have you not heard? It was...
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sodao:
Office out takes are just the best. Here's one I'll never forget.

Paul: Darren, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be on holiday.
Darren: Well, I worked through the weekend on that proposal for you but still couldn't get it finished in time, so I canceled to get it done.
Paul: So what, now you want me to suck your cock?
Darren: Uhm... no thanks.
sodao:
perhaps. or perhaps photoshop cs4.

Monday Aug 24, 2009

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so, how was everybody's weekend? mine contained just enough drunken nakedness to satisfy. kiss
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sodao:
in summary mine was:
drunkenness - fail
nakedness - win

but altogether ok. it's a long weekend coming up in the UK so i'm looking to improve my stats then.
kmfwxiii:
Drunken nakedness is good!

Sunday Aug 23, 2009

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i love awkward moments at the gym. listen people, i am there picking up and putting down heavy things and sweating, i am not there to make friends, k? srsly. biggrin

Saturday Aug 22, 2009

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today's cnn.com top headline - "miley cyrus spotted 'full-on making out"
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northron:
I could Google it, but I have no idea who Miley Syrus is, and I like it that way.
sodao:
This morning's headline on the BBC: 'Why do cows attack?'

Thursday Aug 20, 2009

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my bi-dar concerning women is broken. i always hit on the straight ones. or, worse (college town) i hit on the i'm-only-bi-until-he-notices-me girl. pshhh. i'd give up only i have this love of vagina, see? in fact, my fantasy is so gay i can't even share it with you all. miao!!
taegan:
No problema! wink biggrin

Wednesday Aug 19, 2009

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why do they even make relish in a squeeze bottle? nothing comes the fuck out! and, why doesn't my husband want me to wear that halloween mask on the back of my head when we do it doggy style? i think it would be fun. i guess my point is this; some people have too much imagination and others not enough. ta!
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northron:
May just take you up on that. the trick is to avoid nyc like the plague. bad drivers don't bring out the best in me.
saraberri:
nah you gotta drive around them

Tuesday Aug 18, 2009

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it's kinda hot in ny. sooo, why has my tan faded? oh i remember, it's because i'm a working mom with childcare only 3 mornings a week. riiiight. anybody want to babysit?
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northron:
I'm barely more than a child myself.

Lack of gym actually getting to me. So much for isometrics, I'm pining for dumbbells and my flat bench.

I think this office chair is going to storage, and the bench will do double duty.
notsocoo:
I'l baby sit...how will you pay me??

Monday Aug 17, 2009

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guy stopped me on the street today, asked me for $.50. at that moment, i was on the phone trying to be the audio assist personal gps for the guy i was supposed to meet, and my 3 year old took full advantage of my distraction to tear ass down the street, so scratchy McCrackhead earned himself the $5 i was holding in my hand...
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sodao:
'and he didn't even have to blow anybody'. made my day, i swear to god.
sodao:
oh, and anytime you're in the UK. wink

Sunday Aug 16, 2009

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tomorrow can't possibly be monday again already. mad
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oxy:
i know. Its like someone keeps hiding the weekend away.
padre:
I have an extended weekend actually. I'm off till Friday, but believe me I could use the money
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