saraberri

why do i live in a place that has winter, if i hate winter?

have you ever put your heart and soul into someone? stood by them through thick and thin, swallowed your pride in the name of love......... just to find out they're really just an asshole after all?

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where is the honey? really, how does an entire jar of honey just fuck off? now how am i supposed to eat my pizza crust? that's right, i dip it in honey. mmmmmm

think i need a new tattoo. haven't been feeling very grounded lately.

hope everybody had a great weekend

i love the changing of the seasons, the crisp mornings, the trees beginning to blush orange and red, the hoors breaking out the sweatpants. ah, autumn.

i want to have teh sehks.

it is so windy here. don't even want to go outside. so.....time for a question. why do guys like the anal sex so much? what is it? the taboo? the sensation? the way it looks? what?

last night i used a chihuahua puppy as a heat pack for my ear ache. worked really well.

bleh! my mac n cheez tastes like soap. que disappointed!

sitting down for a nice family dinner, the four of us enjoyed our ham. halfway through dinner, my 11 yr old asks - 'mom, what's cum?' dinner over. lesson learned, do not hulu the daily show with jon stewart at the dinner table.