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Wednesday Jul 13, 2005

Jul 13, 2005
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Let me tell you a story about my penis. For those of you who dont care to know anything about it, this would be a good time to go grab that beer in the fridge.
So, my cock is in a sorry state and Im gonna tell you how it got that way, and why its been such a pain for it to get better.
About a month ago, I saw a friend who is not just the hottest woman on earth, but a real pleasure to behold. We share an existence that is sexual, at least on my part, but not in the exchanging of bodily fluids sort of way. We have a physical relationship, but its effectively clothes on. Ahhh, and thats the problem. We had an event about a month ago where I spent the better part of an evening having this gloriously beautiful woman rub her mostly naked self against my fully clothed body. I could tell that the friction was doing a number on me but I was not about to cut the pleasure short. Whilest the sensations were awe-inspiring, the resulting abrasions to my private parts were substantial. Trust me when I say that I have never experienced any soreness, injury or other problems in that area and I was not looking forward to learning what it would take to heal a bleeding open sore on my cock. Well, let me tell you. It aint no fun.
The first couple days its red like an apple and it hurts like hell. I figure a couple more days thingsll be fine. Oh, did I forget to mention one important fact? Pop a boner, and that stretches out the skin and it opens up the wound! Yikes, then it hurts even more. So I spent the next few days trying my damndest to not be aroused. Yeah, like thats possible. Im a typical guy and I get aroused about 50 times a minute, so this is no small challenge. Things to stay away from:
blow jobs.
hand jobs.
porn.
strip bars.
that hot chick in Accounting.
sleep.
Yeah,sleep! Guys all get the night-time boner, and it cant be stopped. So just when I think things are getting better, there goes a boner, then Im starting all over with the healing process.
So I'm hangin' in there. Ya know, sometimes life's a bitch. Sometimes you just get an amazing boner abrasion. Life goes on. Film at eleven.

(stay tuned for more updates on my inflamed cock...)

edited to add...
*other things to stay away from for the good of my own cock...


Vanessa's new set
Any Stormy set
Anything Benni-related
Presidentnumber2
The idea of being Benni's cat.

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
thejuanupsman:
I never would have thought a story about your penis could make me miss someone so much.

Hope you are healing up. eeek
Jul 30, 2005
comicking:
I think in other people's futures, this is true. They will have their pictures shown to others in much the same manner.

Just not me. I'll burn all known pictures of me before I die. biggrin
Jul 30, 2005

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