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sapient_fool

the Astral Plain

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Wednesday Jun 23, 2004

Jun 23, 2004
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what's up with all the ads in the backs of magazines for Male Enhancement? Think about it. If you could make your dick bigger by taking a pill, or by doing a special excercise, don't you think all of us guys would be walkin' around with 40 pound cocks? duh...
Now ladies... if you could enhance any aspect of your particular male, I bet the size of his pecker wouldn't even be in the top five things you would want to make better.
I would like my brain enhanced first, please. As all my powers of loving come from there, I would continue to be satisfied with my average-sized sexual equipment. How about my personality? Don't you think we could all use a bit of improvement there? Anyway, you get my point. I'm OK with myself just the way I am, so keeps your hands off my cock. Well, most of you anyway.
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clover:
yeah come on guys keep your hands off of his cock........my brain is never boring
Jul 3, 2004
clover:
David Lynch is the man
Jul 9, 2004

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