what the fuck? i just started an "exercise" program... and it's fucking torture. do you know how hard it is to do 100 sit-ups? my gut has been hurting for three days. i'm runnin', i'm bikin' and i'm trying to do 100 sit-ups every night before sleepy-time. it's the hardest fucking thing. i haven't done sit-ups in about ten years. i'm trying to visualize the motion of sit-ups as a sexual thing. it kinda helps, but i pity the next chick who feels the consequences of my new sexual technique... more on this later (i said moron... )

P.S. Malloreigh is sooooo hot!