sapient_fool

I need some friends. Or, at least the illusion of friends.

(please see the Manager if you are interested in this position)

The position doesn't require much, and there are hardly any benefits, but some of the best friendships are that way. To be honest, you'll be taking your chances because I really don't make a very good friend. I'm not here much, and when I am, I hardly ever write anything worthwhile. But... and here's the important part... if a need ever arises that needs a smartass comment, or a lame joke, I'm the friend that comes in handy.
There are times when I think my profile describes me fairly well, then there are times when it's all wrong. Someday I'll actually post a picture of myself, and maybe my real age, but those things tend to make people judgemental and that's a friendship breaker.
If you decide to accept the job, the pay is non-existent, and bonuses are rare. You'll be on 24 hours-a-day.
You can start immediately.
Have a nice day. Thanks for coming.


**upon further edit, you may want to re-consider whether taking this position is a wise decision. This employer may be going out of business soon.