sapient_fool

...a story that had to be repeated

"In 1994, fisherman Renato Arganza spent several days at sea clinging to a bouy after his boat capsized off the Philippines. After he was rescued, he told reporters that he had survived by eating his underpants".

a fate worst than death, i imagine

what the fuck? i just started an "exercise" program... and it's fucking torture. do you know how hard it is to do 100 sit-ups? my gut has been hurting for three days. i'm runnin', i'm bikin' and i'm trying to do 100 sit-ups every night before sleepy-time. it's the hardest fucking thing. i haven't done sit-ups in about ten years. i'm trying to visualize the...
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You know what I like best about women? They smell so goddamn good! I just spent an hour with a totally hot woman. We had enough intimate contact that she got her cologne all over me. Now I be smellin like her for the rest of the afternoon. DAMN thats HOT. be sitting at my fucking desk trying to concentrate on work, and all I...
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damn this crazy computer... i tried to select Benni as my favorite S-Girl FIVE times, but it will only let me pick her as one of the five.
I'm so happy for her today that I changed my profile picture in honor of her.

being from Minneapolis too, i can only feel sorry for those who may never get a chance to see that she...
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damn this crazy computer... i tried to select Benni as my favorite SG FIVE times, but it will only let me pick as one of the five.
I'm so happy for her today that I changed my profile picture in honor of her.

being from Minneapolis too, i can only feel sorry for those who may never get a chance to see that she is...
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damn this crazy computer... i tried to select Benni as my favorite SG FIVE times, but it will only let me pick as one of the five.
I'm so happy for her today that I changed my profile picture in honor of her.

being from Minneapolis too, i can only feel sorry for those who may never see that she is so much more HOT...
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damn crazy modern technology... i tried to select Benni to be my favorite SG five times, but this stupid box of wires won't let me...

Benni's set went up today... totally rocks!

i'll be her pirate, anyday. she's so above-average. i love that in a goddess

(changed my picture just for you today!)

thought for the day...

According to Science Digest:
"as a sign of mourning, ancient Egyptians would shave off their eyebrows when their cats died"

we can all learn from these wise ancients. but if i have two cats, and one dies, do i shave off just one? i will continue the reseach and post the answer at a later date...

thought for the day...

according to the American Medical Association:100 cups of coffee consumed in a four hour period could cause a heart attack.
let's slow down out there... our lives are at stake.

so..i'm not a big believer in Astrology by any means. i always think it's funny when you can see people reaching so far to make their horoscope look like it's accurate and meaningful. come on, they're just stars, right? so today, i happen to see my horoscope, and this is what it says:

"Horoscope (by Astrocenter.com)
The desire to write down your thoughts on a...
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