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so.... i went to a party last night.................

blah blah blah.......

and in true sang fashion.... i broke the bathroom.... i managed to bust a 30 pound porcelain pedestal sink into several pieces......

i managed to do quite a lot of other things that i dont remember, im sure....

its a good thing my babysitter, aka greggy, was there to watch over me <3
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ohsoordinary:
Wow. How the hell did you break a toilet?
honeybadger:
skank! biggrin biggrin biggrin
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i got hit on big time this morning by a cop.... good thing he was cute wink
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brave1:
good for him.
nexttuesday:
did you offer to take him o ut for donuts tongue
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things are starting to come together kids!!!!!!
pip:
What type of glue did you use? wink
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well 2 weeks into the new route... ive cut the hours down by 4 since last week...... soon ill be out and about again
nexttuesday:
woo hoo!
sabine8:
awesome...hope you're liking it! smile
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all work and no play.... do not a good relationship make.....

move over single bitches... im diving in the pool...

NOW...

all the available penises form a line to my left and all available vaginas form a line to my right..... ill be with you all shortly!! :p
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lilcali:
I miss you!!!
I'm sorry you have to always work soo hard.
quietlythere:
Lunch soon smile
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so... we have a new member of the family... his name is Wolfie smile my daughter and I adopted him from a rescue shelter.... he is one of the most mellow dogs i have ever met.... he doesnt bark at all, and just loves to be in someones presence.... completely house broken, and doesnt need to be crated to all...

my daughter is extremely happy that...
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tadkil:
I've had dates that began like that.
odinsbird:
where are you??? i miss you, you need to come visit dammit!!!!


and bring the dog smile
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im sick, i have no voice and i want to sleep for a week straight and wake up all better....
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odinsbird:
aww feel butter!!! i am coming down with something too frown it blows!!!
pokpuff:
love from the upside down man with the odd headwear
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vacation is over..... it was off to great start... and at the very end... reality set in with the onset of a lovely cold frown

i start my new route tomorrow morning, things should be relatively insane for about 3 weeks or so.... but, al in al, it will be good... more money for me and i get to make all the calls concerning the route!!...
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sublyminull:
umm...... i think you need a trip to KC <3
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vacation is off to a lovely start!!! i got to hang with an all star cast last night in philly and finally was able to see one of my dearest friends that i havent seen, in what seems like, FOREVER.......
good times were had by most... some spent a bit of their time cleaning out their stomachs tongue
my morning/afternoon, was topped off by grabbing some...
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mydogfarted:
Yay fun!!!
schiavona:
Glad to hear vacation is going well. how old is your daughter?

kiss kiss
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right now... i just look around my house ,and i become disgusted....

i guess, every once and a while, i just get mad depressed about knowing that i have to work, take care my spawn, do house stuff.... and i never seem to get ahead

today i went down in the basement and noticed that the freezer was not plugged in all the way, so...
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mydogfarted:
Sadly, I recently had the same thing happen. I have a freezer at my old house that I accidentally unplugged when I was there working on my motorcycle. Among other things in there, I lost a 5lb bag of jumbo shrimp. frown

You can always come pass out on my couch for a night. Nothing much exciting but a case of Corona and a few Magic Hats on the back porch.
schiavona:
Oh man, the freezer thing really sucks. you know, we need to go down and check out our freezer cause I'm sure there's stuff in there from over 2 years ago that's not edible any more. And stuff that we had no idea was even in there.

kiss kiss