I wish you would beat me like I am rented.
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Today, Gonzzo tanned and Burnt his buns. Now I need some cream....
ngila:
I'd rather not be.
Anyway, I'll point out that "silence" doesn't have much to do with finding such things since you obviously didn't think about that while using that really awful line.
Anyway, I'll point out that "silence" doesn't have much to do with finding such things since you obviously didn't think about that while using that really awful line.
ngila:
It's okay, I'll forgive you.
Holy Crap II,
Another day of high humidity creating total sweat outs. On the postive, I am at least losing some body fat .
So I experience/witness stupidity in it's best form today at the gas pumps. So this older lady pulled up infront of my pump which I was busy with a combination of, pumping my own gas, listening to my music turned up...
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Another day of high humidity creating total sweat outs. On the postive, I am at least losing some body fat .
So I experience/witness stupidity in it's best form today at the gas pumps. So this older lady pulled up infront of my pump which I was busy with a combination of, pumping my own gas, listening to my music turned up...
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dorsal:
HAHA no thats not it
Gonzo is my love! and i love you!
Gonzo is my love! and i love you!
ngila:
Only in your dreams.
Holy Crap!!!
It is up to 72% humidity today, unheard of here in the Northwest... Not all bad, with this heat wave I have gone from 184lb down to 178lb. FINALLY, I found the best way to lose that little tire of mine... Althought the late movie I have planned tonight with that wonderful movie popcorn will do me in...
It is up to 72% humidity today, unheard of here in the Northwest... Not all bad, with this heat wave I have gone from 184lb down to 178lb. FINALLY, I found the best way to lose that little tire of mine... Althought the late movie I have planned tonight with that wonderful movie popcorn will do me in...
thefiend:
I totally wish the heat wave going on would make me lose some weight, cause i could sure use it (not that i care if i do or dont tho) What movie did You check out?
I just learned something new today "Chicken Nuggets are made from Chickens that can no longer produce eggs and have Oversized Boobs" Interesting?
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misfit93:
Hey thanks!!!! Nice tats too!!!! 
ausume:
well thats somethin u dont see every day...
O My, I just ate half a watermellon before bed time. I think I be up all nite wizzen!!
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aleksa:
Your hero is Kermit the Frog. I love that.... 
thefiend:
I Wouldnt have the watermelon problem because i refuse to eat it. Its my way of rebelling against pop culture that says its good.
Did you hear about the Hockey team that drowned during spring training?
Did you know that yada yada was just added to the Oxford English Dictionary? Along with some others!
(Under pleasant, adj. and adv.)
-Pleasant Sunday Afternoon
(Under plan, n.)
-plan of attack
(Under speed, n.)
-speed dating
(Under pitch, n.2)
-pitch-perfect
(Under play, v.)
-to play for sympathy
-Speedo, n.2
(Under blonde | blond, adj. and n.)
-blonde moment
-yada yada, int. and n.
(Under...
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(Under pleasant, adj. and adv.)
-Pleasant Sunday Afternoon
(Under plan, n.)
-plan of attack
(Under speed, n.)
-speed dating
(Under pitch, n.2)
-pitch-perfect
(Under play, v.)
-to play for sympathy
-Speedo, n.2
(Under blonde | blond, adj. and n.)
-blonde moment
-yada yada, int. and n.
(Under...
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jay_blank:
really?? you actually found someone normal at speed dating? or, am I missing the gist....
Yeah, having a bit of cash in your 30's and not having to worry about how to pay the phone bill is nice.....
Yeah, having a bit of cash in your 30's and not having to worry about how to pay the phone bill is nice.....
sanez:
It was just a story using all the recent words added to the English Oxford Dictionary. If you read my Blog, every enter is a joke,
Enjoy
Enjoy
I guess I will give this another shot! This is my second Blog ever and the first was more of a question. So my Blog will be more of a joke dialogue. So here goes the first. Enjoy.
There are two young business owners in Moscow Russia. It happens to come up on the most popular evening of the week for business, Firday night and...
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There are two young business owners in Moscow Russia. It happens to come up on the most popular evening of the week for business, Firday night and...
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Rosalyn SG, recommeded I start a Blog! I have never done a Blog before, can anyone tell me why I should start?
lizzi:
I was actually in the U-district. I never go there, and apparently I'm never going back.
with a nice emo bangs!
"So I noticed that bananas and traffic lights are opposites. A green traffic light means go, yellow means slow down, and red means stop. A green banana means slow down, a yellow banana means GO and a red banana means WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT BANANA?"